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Lazlo Riddle, Episode 2: Kindergartners Are Satan\'s Play-Doh
To read Lazlo Riddle Episode 1, click here.The note on the teacher's desk read as follows:Dear Sub,Welcome to my class of developmentally challenged kindergartners. You'll find today's lesson plan on the kidney table in the back of the room. Just fol...
What Ever Happened To . . . Curious George?
Bozi Kima was abducted from the jungles of Africa in the early 1940’s, and brought to the United States by a man named Steve Durango (aka. The Man in the Yellow Hat). Durango changed Bozi’s name to George, and attempted to raise the monkey as a ...
When Harry Met Marcia . . .
Everyone, and I don't care who you are, has their list of guilty pleasures. You know, things that you really enjoy, but you'd never admit to enjoying. One example would be any guy that likes America's Next Top Model. Let me be clear...
The Parker School Merry-Go-Boom
Remember the good ol' days when no one cared about personal safety? We had no seat belt laws, in fact, I clearly remember riding shotgun in Grandma's 1971 Chevy Impala, standing up on the passenger seat. We weren't required to wear bicycle helmets, ...
This One Time, at Band Camp . . .
There was trouble at band camp. Ray Flack had gotten himself into a bind, but the rest of us freshmen didn't feel all too sorry for him. In fact, we though that he kinda had it coming to him.Let me tell you why.One of the universal truths...
Lazlo Riddle, Episode 1: Another Tequila Sunrise
I don’t remember eating chili dogs, thought Lazlo as he examined the vomit dripping from the dashboard of his 1988 Ford Pinto. He looked at his watch. Five-thirty in the morning. Slept in the car again, but at least this time he'd managed to get t...

