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Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
http://www.krapsody.com
Read inane, pointless brain dead posts about satire, comically insane humor, funny websites photos & videos, parodies, jokes, games, weird strange or bizarre news stories & current events. Don't forget to wear your depends.
- Added on: Feb 20th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Static
- Listed in: Humor Observational Humor
- Tags: humor comedy satire funny pics spoofs funny news
Recent Posts
Dylan Army Goes AWOL
44 years ago at Newport Folk Festival, Bob Dylan shocked fans by performing an unheard of electric set to a die-hard folk audience. This year he shocked fans once again...most readers first inclination will be to think of his Christmas album release....
Swine Flu and You
Coming to my Swine Flu Party? We're gonna lick all the inanimate objects in the house..like the door knobs, sneeze on the dinnerware, spit in the punch bowl, then we're gonna fill up Super Soakers with fresh ladlefuls of body fluids and squirt attend...
A Bedtime Story by Static
A bit of a hiatus between the Halloween Countdown, because I can't be arsed to suffer another review...even though to complete my degree that's what I have to do in my Film As Literature course...but at least most of those features are enjoyable to w...
Halloween Countdown: 14 Days : Devil\'s Rejects
Two weeks to Halloween and I haven't found the ultimate movie or meme to rate. But I'm getting closer with this edition. The last movie I reviewed, that's an epic. It's just dandy. Now, I want you to make two carbon copies of it and throw the origi...
Halloween Countdown: 15 Days: Braindead
The Halloween Countdown continues! Few movies are so horrible that you would rather rub icy hot on your genitals than watch a movie like this. TWICE. Movies like Braindead are exactly that. It's badly edited, shot and acted, the score sucks, the h...
Halloween Countdown: 16 Days: Count Wussula
I’ve read Bram Stoker's Dracula before, but it has been probably ten or fifteen years so I don’t remember it in it's entirety. I do remember my reaction was like "HELL TO THE YEAH!" NOT disappointed due to the fact he’s not quite the sophisti...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.76 out of a possible 5 based on 80 comments.
Plamen Ivanov
Congrats.
Static
@ K - You're irresistibly drawn to my awesomeness...THAT is the reason you keep coming back. =D
K
i've reviewed this before. i'm not sure what i'm doing here
Bill Whetstone
Static has it going on. He's a weird Dude but somehow he overcame a krappy upbringing and shows he has amazing kraptitude. Plus his hairdresser is a freakin maniac. I really appreciate his closed-kraptioned website for the hearing impaired.
Static
krap
Hanan
fine
Static
Um, thanks for that review Nandang. But, first of all, I doubt you even bothered looking at my blog, little alone read it..considering you gave it 5 stars. Everyone in the entire blogosphere KNOWS Krapsody stinks by now. Except of course, for you.
Second of all - who's Billy? I don't know of Billy. Could you please let me in on who the heck Billy is.
And finally, your blog listing states, "info bisnis online and tips"...what the hell is 'bisnis'? Is that like a slang term for your 'junk', or maybe some secret code word for 'spammage'?
I believe the following statement, "God's away on bisnis" sums up my thoughts about your blog and Krapsody. Because that is the only way in hell either of these steaming piles could exist. But for posterity's sake, I have to give Krapsody a '2', in the hopes that it will continue to torture future generations.
nandang hidayat
Oh my God, Billy you are one busy blogger.
I mean where do I start, there's so much to take a look at in you blog.
That is a lot of work you have there.
I love the blog design and the the funny topics.
The set up of the blog is very cool and interesting.
Static
It's kraptastic!!!
lisa lewis
Read this blog. You won't care what crap is going on in your life; just won't matter. Better yet, join his humor group and participate!! Love it.
Big Mental Disease
This blog has saved my life. I was suffering from a rare condition; upon hearing the word 'yes', I would immediately burst into flames. I have lived under a constant blanket of fear for these past three decades, often considering ending it all.
I prayed to Jesus but the bastard didn't respond. I even prayed to the other Jesus, the Asian one. Still no response. I had finally given up hope, when I stumbled upon this website one night while looking for pictures of Grimacing French Men Covered in Custard.
Immediately my condition cleared up.
Is this fact or fiction? You decide.
-Jonathan Frakes
Static
I just reported myself for that previous review.
Static
Thank you Big Mental Disease for your outstanding review.
However, I disagree on two points.
**Krapsody is average when compared to other blogs on the internet. SEO's, Internet marketing, pharmaceutical, and pornographic blogs are much worthier of reading than mine. The webmasters of such ventures have much better marketing and communication skills than a humble satire writer, such as myself.
Not to mention that I have to live in the shadow of even greater blogs like yours, or Qelqoth's.
**Secondly, I disagree it is impossible to ejaculate all over my website. It is possible, and has been done quite virulently, not only by myself but also by the Professional Bukakke Association. Bukakke has its origins in Japan some 500 years ago where it was a traditional punishment administered by male members of a village against unfaithful women. On the island of Honshu, the guilty woman was buried in the sand up to her neck before being 'Bukkake on'.
In most other parts of Japan, the woman was merely made to kneel with her hands tied behind her back before being splattered with multiple loads of man-gravy. The practice lost popularity when it was discovered that most women did not consider Bukkake a punishment. Today, the practice has wide acceptance in Germany, the US and also in Australia where Bukkake Parties are common place.
Bukkake is a Japanese word pronounced 'boo-car-key'. Which rhymes with malarkey, pronounced 'moo-lar-key'...coincidentally, that's what Krapsody is composed of in its entirety. Come to think of it, I just got a great idea when I typed that. I will rename my webpage to Moolarksody and make millions as a SEO/Internet marketing/pharmaceutical/pornographic/satire blogger. Goodbye cruel world!
Big Mental Disease
Very pleased to have come across this wonderful website; by that I do not mean that I ejaculated all over the website. That would be quite impossible to do, after all.
What I will say is that Krapsody is a vrey witty and entertaining collection of commentary, visual humour and erotic mysticism. Furthermore, the layout is very impressive; it certainly puts my uninspired generic wordpress theme to shame.
I have to go now: the last bit of this comment will be finished off in the style of a Victorian Gentleman named Zachariah.
Verily I proclaim, the wit and humour of this inter web site to be quite the excellent provider of jovial tomfoolery. Not since my days in the 41st Crimean Regiment under Brigadier Hubert Twelvetrees have I laughed so heartily upon a matter; I vouchsafe to you, dear reader, a veritable feast of titillation and glorious anecdotes for your entertainment. Such laughter is infintely beneficial to man's countenance: a fellow would almost be in danger of bepissing himself, such is the hilarity.
markoskar
hahah, this is sollllllllllid!
Tara
LOL, we need a new rating chart, 5 stars is no where near enough for this baby of a blog. For anyone who hasn't checked it out yet, I suggest you do so, it's a guaranteed gut buster that'll keep you laughing from the moment you get there until the moment you leave. Whacky, crazy, screwball humor; "what's not to love?"
If I could vote more than 5 stars, I would, this blog definitely skyrockets far past that mark. Hell, with this blog, 5 measley stars will simply get lost in the dust as it wails on by.
Awesome, AwEsOmE, AWESOME!
Static
Believe me Kip I have tried. Every moment I can. It's not an easy job. I've tried rope, mayonnaise, Enzyte, Viagra..everything you could think of to keep it up..Oh, shit.
You meant my blog..
Kip
Great blog, keep it up!
Fred Smithson
Static is a complete mental case... in a good way.
Billie
I love reading ur blog - it cracks me up! Keep up ur awesomeness!
Static
And then K instantaneously resurrected +3 Level Clr 9 like Friday the 13th long enough to post his five star review and promptly died (again.)
K
It's true, I once read this blog and laughed so hard I explosively died
Static
Did I mention that my blog also contains EGGS?
As a matter of fact it contains anything and everything that causes allergic reactions.
Why just the other day a viewer said they went into anaphylactic shock after viewing Krapsody. This led me to conduct some research on the phenomenon associated with my own weblog.
My studied concluded that 16.8% of the population of the ENTIRE world is considered "at risk" for having an anaphylactic reaction if they are exposed to Krapsody.
Hmm, go figure.
Well, this doesn't mean it isn't safe for YOU (this means you) to visit..and even if it isn't, visit it anyway! Just send me your hospital bills. I'll take care of them by putting them in a big pile and setting fire to them to stay warm this winter!!!! YEEEEeaaaaerrrrrgggghH!
Static
Project Julio is absolutely right. He's nuts.
And a final warning: my weblog contains nuts and/or nut products.
Oooers! Did you just tickle my bum with a feather?
Julio
Look, Static. It's not you, it's...okay, it IS you. Your webpage is SO hilarious, I've decided to marry a carton containing one-dozen eggs (you know, one of those Styrofoam ones that make that WEIRD cringing-sound every time you open it). I am doing this because it is the only way I can compete with your hilarity-ness. By marrying an inanimate object, I will finally prove my absolute lack of sanity.
Anyway, until then (July 24, 2009), I shall discuss the rules of parliamentary debate with a goldfish-shaped cheese cracker. NOW GO TO HIS WEBSITE YOU ASSHOLES BEFORE I GET REALLY REALLY intimate with you and your loved ones...
Static
Dear leeRickey,
Thanks for the review(s) if you could call them that, but by all appearances you're spamming. Consider yourself reported. If you're going to type something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke and give me five stars for at least one of your reviews, you salacious maladjusted spunk-bucket.
Your boldness in spamming my profile with your weblink and fine art offers does not redeem your craven repetitive words, your subliterate buffoonery, nor your insidious attempts to get me or anyone else to visit your frightfully imbecilic and miserable Chinese scam website.
Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth. Your pathetic inadequacy requires that you immediately throw yourself into an industrial incinerator, good riddance.
In conclusion, thank you for sharing. As a parting gift I shall also get into the mood by sharing your email addresses so that you get spammed as well. K thx bye! :
cgs_artych001
art-ych@hotmail.com and
Art_ych88@yahoo.com
*Feel free to send leeRickey as much gay porn, useless offers and Nigerian 419 scams that his email addresses can handle.
Kelly
Oh my goodness, that strange black man done touched my taint.
BHakra Gani
hilarious man...
timethief
This is a hilariously funny blog with satirical and irreverent contents. I like it. :)
Static
Only slightly better than staring at a blank wall. But to break up the monotony of staring at a blank wall, read this blog.
The articles are predictable and a bit safe, but the hosts' crotchety camaraderie is enjoyable. He's a cranky old bastard, who takes regular bile supplements.
Perhaps, Static will find his teeth in a future article of blogging heaven, one that is complete with a rock star lifestyle and riches beyond reason. Or most likely, when the alarm clock goes off, his teeth will turn up in a glass of water next to his bed.
Meanwhile, there are no "thumbs up" offered here. Instead, I rate the blog on my "Snooze-O-Meter," providing wise probability predictions of your falling asleep trying to read this krap.
Static
I agree with Jen.
Butt stuff. Laughed my funny off.
Jen
Funny stuff. Laughed my butt off.
Jeunelle Foster
Thanks for making me laugh. You blog is hilarious.
A masterpiece of comedy.
Damo
Fabulous, makes funny look gay and fantastic look average its the shiznit yall ya dig.
G. Eric Francis
This, my friends, is a funny funny individual. I enjoy his stuff, look forward to future readings...sorry I've missed out on all the old stuff; will have to catch up!
Stilldoingit
Great blog!!..
I can print the pages and read in the crapper. Now "THAT" is the sign of an excellent blogger
Jeff Mann
Static and his blog taught me everything I know about killing and getting away with it. For that I am eternally in his gratitude.
I thank you, squire. I recommend this place to any likeminded fellows of sterling character.
Static
This site offers useful information on: how to cook gourmet meals, self-help therapy, and crocheting.
Krapsody is quite literally, the wind beneath my wings.
Static
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. This blog is living proof of that.
Just visit this blog.
You'll see what I'm saying is all absolutely true.
Static
This blog is a gift to the world! It's like pure maple syrup, dandelion puffs and feminazi nipples. Subscribe, TODAY!
Static
This page is an amalgamation of loathsome repulsiveness. A nauseating assault on the senses. How long did I endure the agony? It took me just under 6 seconds...
Judging by their unintelligible poppycock-peddling, the writer must certainly be an under-medicated, utterly clueless quarterwit.
k thx bye!
Kelly
makes me thirsty for more
very funny stuff
i have to go poopy now buh-bye
Sherri
Funny funny stuff!
Angie Stafford
JFC, I'm still laughing. You so crazy -- I love that!
pinklatexblog
Your blog rox the casbah!
Jeff Mann
Static is a cad and a bounder of the highest order. His words are lies and his blog is devilry. The sooner he is taken outside and oppressed with a sharp stick, the better.
Saying that, he does a mean Ronnie Reagan impression, and for that alone I not only tip my trilby, but recommend his brand of idiocy to anybody who'll listen.
santosh
extremely funnnnnnnny
Static
Here's a tip: Should you read this blog, beware the fine print articles for they are dipped in anthrax.
Another bit of useless iformation:
Should you sneeze, wait until midnight and then bark at the moon.
Qelqoth
ok thx nice...
Sharath
I have realized that I am slightly more than addicted to Krapsody. It's like candy flavored meth dusted with cociane. After my first hit I have now quit my job, am covered in scabs, and hallucinate about carnivoresque mirrors. Rad blog, hilarious and questionably insane author (takes one to know one!)
Keep up the good work.
-Sharath
Static
I still love nature, despite what it did to me. And this blog.
Damo
Wow jet thats a long review, so long I can't read it without having a nap in the middle hahahaaaaa fark n hell anyways thats all I wanted to say, no review.
jet fisher
as a young man static swore that he would avenge the wrongs done against his people and by people i mean small collection of he- and skeletor arms and legs which he kept under his bed in a cigar box. coming of age as he did in a small shanty town in the greater easter island area there were not many opportunities but he stayed strong and took his chances one fateful night when a box of condoms washed up n the shore. using his amazing lung power he blew those jimmy hats up and fashioned a crude raft in which he set sail for the promised land.
upon landing in the coastal town of tipton on the sea he immediately set about building a blog which would prove to be his salvation. you see, one night he had a dream, a dream that jesus came all over him, covered as he was with the splooge of the savior and he did spread it on a biscuit and consume it for tea the next day. thus began the second part of his journey into the interwebs. from that point on, he never looked back or forward, preferring instead to look sideways.
I am the overdrone and i approve this message
Static
It grew legs and ran away. It is that good. Really.
Static
The toilet spat it out it IS that good.
Static
I flushed it down the toilet, it was that good.
Damo
This blog reminds me of a crap I once did, I miss that little fella I feel the same love for this blog...
Thaddeus Stanley
Excellent!!!
Beau Horner
Who could say no to kraptastic?!
LOBO
Now we know what REALLY happened to Carol-Anne.
Sreie
This blog is as funny as his avatar is...everything there is sure to make you laugh...
O. Derange
Every nook and cranny of this blog, every single space and link of blog evokes laughter! pure genius!
857music
very interesting
Static
This blog has pretty much ruined my life, and I will tell you how.
At first I was under the impression it was all cool to be a blogger and I was half expecting exciting synthesizer space rock or operatic voices like angels from heaven but as time has worn on it goes without saying I was bitterly disappointed by this grandpa weasel. I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying. And ten years has passed since.
Blogging has literally sucked the life out of me like Britney Spears can suck a beachball through a garden hose.
I don't even know the real me anymore, my nom de guerre is completely indistinguishable from myself now...
Krapsody is pure unadulterated krap and NOT at all about unmedicated Big Brother-worshipping troglodytes, lying tobacco-juice-dribbling homophobes or shameless gay-hooker-patronizing bullies.
This instead is lame 'anti-anti-comedy manifesto' comedy for clinically depressed circus clown retirees.
It should be banned from being displayed on the internets. It should also have a license to be this unfunny.
I have a decent name for it: WHO cares?
Just skip this cold turkey or give it as a great going away present for someone who you can't stand.
Other than that, it's not too bad.
Damo
Is this the line for the toilet?
Garg the Unzola
Krapsody is completely normal. It's everything else that is completely messed up.
Qelqoth
This website lurks in the darkness, waiting for its moment to strike. It may appear harmless but once you move in closer, its jaws will snap back and it will hiss violently through razor sharp teeth. All you can do is panic as the venonmous drool moves in slow motion. You see its hand moving, the claws springing open with a sinister "scccchiiing"...but it will be the last thing you ever see. Hoisting you up by your neck, you'll squirm like an eel as it drives its talons into your chest, ripping out your beating heart. Then it tosses your lifeless body to the dust as it hunts down its next victim.
Yup, that's what this site will do to you.
Badthing
Static you are GREAT!!!!!!!! My friend, you will certainly live long because laughter is the best medicine. ;)
Zaki Rostom
Thank you for sharing your humor with the rest of the world!
K
Dear Krapsody,
Thanks for being so great. I love to read your pages, it makes me smile on my face, and gives me special happy feelings. I urge anyone reading this review to left touch your mouse on the link above to change your browser background to krapsodies most recent page because I am sure it is great.
Love
K
Tim
Off the wall, imaginative, and hilarious Static knows what is funny.
Jack Payne
Love odd-ball, off-beat comedy. It's gotta be more than just "off the wall" with me. Sticking with cliches, it's also gotta be "outside the box."
This is it. Enjoyable reading.
Jrayrice
Cool site!
Static
It's quite simply kraptastically fan-tastic!
That's because I wrote it of course. If I told people it sucked then they would not visit.
Although I must say if you have a link clicking phobia or dislike funny pictures then this site might not be for you.
BUT have a visit anyway, just to be sure.
To balance out link clicking and funny photo phobias I have plenty of morose subjects for those who are less inclined to laugh at the image of a monkey drinking his own pee. However, if you want a fricking circus, call Barnum or just visit my site.
But then again if you really like morbidity or the serious and arcane than read the Times, feel free to wallow all you like, or you can visit my site.
Really, I guess what I'm saying is... you can find everything you want by visiting my site.
Jenn Thorson
Delightfully odd-ball mix of original content and collected humor photos.
Keeper of The Way
Maybe it's just me, but it seemed the ex Guv'nuh had a little twinkle in his eye while looking at a certain Dubious Monk... Maybe high priced escorts are the least of his problems, hmmm?
wookie
Very funny great blog!
offendedblogger
I love it! It is so not on my Fatwa list *snickers*. :)
haha I just read your swine flu party article, quality!
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