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This blog is currently rated a 4.75 out of a possible 5 based on 72 comments.
nandang hidayatOh my God, Billy you are one busy blogger.
I mean where do I start, there's so much to take a look at in you blog.
That is a lot of work you have there.
I love the blog design and the the funny topics.
The set up of the blog is very cool and interesting.
StaticIt's kraptastic!!!
lisa lewisRead this blog. You won't care what crap is going on in your life; just won't matter. Better yet, join his humor group and participate!! Love it.
Big Mental DiseaseThis blog has saved my life. I was suffering from a rare condition; upon hearing the word 'yes', I would immediately burst into flames. I have lived under a constant blanket of fear for these past three decades, often considering ending it all.
I prayed to Jesus but the bastard didn't respond. I even prayed to the other Jesus, the Asian one. Still no response. I had finally given up hope, when I stumbled upon this website one night while looking for pictures of Grimacing French Men Covered in Custard.
Immediately my condition cleared up.
Is this fact or fiction? You decide.
-Jonathan Frakes
StaticI just reported myself for that previous review.
StaticThank you Big Mental Disease for your outstanding review.
However, I disagree on two points.
**Krapsody is average when compared to other blogs on the internet. SEO's, Internet marketing, pharmaceutical, and pornographic blogs are much worthier of reading than mine. The webmasters of such ventures have much better marketing and communication skills than a humble satire writer, such as myself.
Not to mention that I have to live in the shadow of even greater blogs like yours, or Qelqoth's.
**Secondly, I disagree it is impossible to ejaculate all over my website. It is possible, and has been done quite virulently, not only by myself but also by the Professional Bukakke Association. Bukakke has its origins in Japan some 500 years ago where it was a traditional punishment administered by male members of a village against unfaithful women. On the island of Honshu, the guilty woman was buried in the sand up to her neck before being 'Bukkake on'.
In most other parts of Japan, the woman was merely made to kneel with her hands tied behind her back before being splattered with multiple loads of man-gravy. The practice lost popularity when it was discovered that most women did not consider Bukkake a punishment. Today, the practice has wide acceptance in Germany, the US and also in Australia where Bukkake Parties are common place.
Bukkake is a Japanese word pronounced 'boo-car-key'. Which rhymes with malarkey, pronounced 'moo-lar-key'...coincidentally, that's what Krapsody is composed of in its entirety. Come to think of it, I just got a great idea when I typed that. I will rename my webpage to Moolarksody and make millions as a SEO/Internet marketing/pharmaceutical/pornographic/satire blogger. Goodbye cruel world!
Big Mental DiseaseVery pleased to have come across this wonderful website; by that I do not mean that I ejaculated all over the website. That would be quite impossible to do, after all.
What I will say is that Krapsody is a vrey witty and entertaining collection of commentary, visual humour and erotic mysticism. Furthermore, the layout is very impressive; it certainly puts my uninspired generic wordpress theme to shame.
I have to go now: the last bit of this comment will be finished off in the style of a Victorian Gentleman named Zachariah.
Verily I proclaim, the wit and humour of this inter web site to be quite the excellent provider of jovial tomfoolery. Not since my days in the 41st Crimean Regiment under Brigadier Hubert Twelvetrees have I laughed so heartily upon a matter; I vouchsafe to you, dear reader, a veritable feast of titillation and glorious anecdotes for your entertainment. Such laughter is infintely beneficial to man's countenance: a fellow would almost be in danger of bepissing himself, such is the hilarity.
markoskarhahah, this is sollllllllllid!
TaraLOL, we need a new rating chart, 5 stars is no where near enough for this baby of a blog. For anyone who hasn't checked it out yet, I suggest you do so, it's a guaranteed gut buster that'll keep you laughing from the moment you get there until the moment you leave. Whacky, crazy, screwball humor; "what's not to love?"
If I could vote more than 5 stars, I would, this blog definitely skyrockets far past that mark. Hell, with this blog, 5 measley stars will simply get lost in the dust as it wails on by.
Awesome, AwEsOmE, AWESOME!
StaticBelieve me Kip I have tried. Every moment I can. It's not an easy job. I've tried rope, mayonnaise, Enzyte, Viagra..everything you could think of to keep it up..Oh, shit.
You meant my blog..
KipGreat blog, keep it up!
Fred SmithsonStatic is a complete mental case... in a good way.
BillieI love reading ur blog - it cracks me up! Keep up ur awesomeness!
StaticAnd then K instantaneously resurrected +3 Level Clr 9 like Friday the 13th long enough to post his five star review and promptly died (again.)
KIt's true, I once read this blog and laughed so hard I explosively died
StaticDid I mention that my blog also contains EGGS?
As a matter of fact it contains anything and everything that causes allergic reactions.
Why just the other day a viewer said they went into anaphylactic shock after viewing Krapsody. This led me to conduct some research on the phenomenon associated with my own weblog.
My studied concluded that 16.8% of the population of the ENTIRE world is considered "at risk" for having an anaphylactic reaction if they are exposed to Krapsody.
Hmm, go figure.
Well, this doesn't mean it isn't safe for YOU (this means you) to visit..and even if it isn't, visit it anyway! Just send me your hospital bills. I'll take care of them by putting them in a big pile and setting fire to them to stay warm this winter!!!! YEEEEeaaaaerrrrrgggghH!
StaticProject Julio is absolutely right. He's nuts.
And a final warning: my weblog contains nuts and/or nut products.
Oooers! Did you just tickle my bum with a feather?
JulioLook, Static. It's not you, it's...okay, it IS you. Your webpage is SO hilarious, I've decided to marry a carton containing one-dozen eggs (you know, one of those Styrofoam ones that make that WEIRD cringing-sound every time you open it). I am doing this because it is the only way I can compete with your hilarity-ness. By marrying an inanimate object, I will finally prove my absolute lack of sanity.
Anyway, until then (July 24, 2009), I shall discuss the rules of parliamentary debate with a goldfish-shaped cheese cracker. NOW GO TO HIS WEBSITE YOU ASSHOLES BEFORE I GET REALLY REALLY intimate with you and your loved ones...
StaticDear leeRickey,
Thanks for the review(s) if you could call them that, but by all appearances you're spamming. Consider yourself reported. If you're going to type something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke and give me five stars for at least one of your reviews, you salacious maladjusted spunk-bucket.
Your boldness in spamming my profile with your weblink and fine art offers does not redeem your craven repetitive words, your subliterate buffoonery, nor your insidious attempts to get me or anyone else to visit your frightfully imbecilic and miserable Chinese scam website.
Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth. Your pathetic inadequacy requires that you immediately throw yourself into an industrial incinerator, good riddance.
In conclusion, thank you for sharing. As a parting gift I shall also get into the mood by sharing your email addresses so that you get spammed as well. K thx bye! :
cgs_artych001
art-ych@hotmail.com and
Art_ych88@yahoo.com
*Feel free to send leeRickey as much gay porn, useless offers and Nigerian 419 scams that his email addresses can handle.
KellyOh my goodness, that strange black man done touched my taint.
BHakra Ganihilarious man...
timethiefThis is a hilariously funny blog with satirical and irreverent contents. I like it. :)
StaticOnly slightly better than staring at a blank wall. But to break up the monotony of staring at a blank wall, read this blog.
The articles are predictable and a bit safe, but the hosts' crotchety camaraderie is enjoyable. He's a cranky old bastard, who takes regular bile supplements.
Perhaps, Static will find his teeth in a future article of blogging heaven, one that is complete with a rock star lifestyle and riches beyond reason. Or most likely, when the alarm clock goes off, his teeth will turn up in a glass of water next to his bed.
Meanwhile, there are no "thumbs up" offered here. Instead, I rate the blog on my "Snooze-O-Meter," providing wise probability predictions of your falling asleep trying to read this krap.
StaticI agree with Jen.
Butt stuff. Laughed my funny off.
JenFunny stuff. Laughed my butt off.
Jeunelle FosterThanks for making me laugh. You blog is hilarious.
A masterpiece of comedy.
DamoFabulous, makes funny look gay and fantastic look average its the shiznit yall ya dig.
G. Eric FrancisThis, my friends, is a funny funny individual. I enjoy his stuff, look forward to future readings...sorry I've missed out on all the old stuff; will have to catch up!
StilldoingitGreat blog!!..
I can print the pages and read in the crapper. Now "THAT" is the sign of an excellent blogger
Jeff MannStatic and his blog taught me everything I know about killing and getting away with it. For that I am eternally in his gratitude.
I thank you, squire. I recommend this place to any likeminded fellows of sterling character.
StaticThis site offers useful information on: how to cook gourmet meals, self-help therapy, and crocheting.
Krapsody is quite literally, the wind beneath my wings.
StaticNothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. This blog is living proof of that.
Just visit this blog.
You'll see what I'm saying is all absolutely true.
StaticThis blog is a gift to the world! It's like pure maple syrup, dandelion puffs and feminazi nipples. Subscribe, TODAY!
StaticThis page is an amalgamation of loathsome repulsiveness. A nauseating assault on the senses. How long did I endure the agony? It took me just under 6 seconds...
Judging by their unintelligible poppycock-peddling, the writer must certainly be an under-medicated, utterly clueless quarterwit.
k thx bye!
Kellymakes me thirsty for more
very funny stuff
i have to go poopy now buh-bye
SherriFunny funny stuff!
Angie StaffordJFC, I'm still laughing. You so crazy -- I love that!
pinklatexblogYour blog rox the casbah!
Jeff MannStatic is a cad and a bounder of the highest order. His words are lies and his blog is devilry. The sooner he is taken outside and oppressed with a sharp stick, the better.
Saying that, he does a mean Ronnie Reagan impression, and for that alone I not only tip my trilby, but recommend his brand of idiocy to anybody who'll listen.
santoshextremely funnnnnnnny
StaticHere's a tip: Should you read this blog, beware the fine print articles for they are dipped in anthrax.
Another bit of useless iformation:
Should you sneeze, wait until midnight and then bark at the moon.
Qelqothok thx nice...
SharathI have realized that I am slightly more than addicted to Krapsody. It's like candy flavored meth dusted with cociane. After my first hit I have now quit my job, am covered in scabs, and hallucinate about carnivoresque mirrors. Rad blog, hilarious and questionably insane author (takes one to know one!)
Keep up the good work.
-Sharath
StaticI still love nature, despite what it did to me. And this blog.
DamoWow jet thats a long review, so long I can't read it without having a nap in the middle hahahaaaaa fark n hell anyways thats all I wanted to say, no review.
jet fisheras a young man static swore that he would avenge the wrongs done against his people and by people i mean small collection of he- and skeletor arms and legs which he kept under his bed in a cigar box. coming of age as he did in a small shanty town in the greater easter island area there were not many opportunities but he stayed strong and took his chances one fateful night when a box of condoms washed up n the shore. using his amazing lung power he blew those jimmy hats up and fashioned a crude raft in which he set sail for the promised land.
upon landing in the coastal town of tipton on the sea he immediately set about building a blog which would prove to be his salvation. you see, one night he had a dream, a dream that jesus came all over him, covered as he was with the splooge of the savior and he did spread it on a biscuit and consume it for tea the next day. thus began the second part of his journey into the interwebs. from that point on, he never looked back or forward, preferring instead to look sideways.
I am the overdrone and i approve this message
StaticIt grew legs and ran away. It is that good. Really.
StaticThe toilet spat it out it IS that good.
StaticI flushed it down the toilet, it was that good.
DamoThis blog reminds me of a crap I once did, I miss that little fella I feel the same love for this blog...
Thaddeus StanleyExcellent!!!
Beau HornerWho could say no to kraptastic?!
LOBONow we know what REALLY happened to Carol-Anne.
SreieThis blog is as funny as his avatar is...everything there is sure to make you laugh...
O. DerangeEvery nook and cranny of this blog, every single space and link of blog evokes laughter! pure genius!
857musicvery interesting
StaticThis blog has pretty much ruined my life, and I will tell you how.
At first I was under the impression it was all cool to be a blogger and I was half expecting exciting synthesizer space rock or operatic voices like angels from heaven but as time has worn on it goes without saying I was bitterly disappointed by this grandpa weasel. I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying. And ten years has passed since.
Blogging has literally sucked the life out of me like Britney Spears can suck a beachball through a garden hose.
I don't even know the real me anymore, my nom de guerre is completely indistinguishable from myself now...
Krapsody is pure unadulterated krap and NOT at all about unmedicated Big Brother-worshipping troglodytes, lying tobacco-juice-dribbling homophobes or shameless gay-hooker-patronizing bullies.
This instead is lame 'anti-anti-comedy manifesto' comedy for clinically depressed circus clown retirees.
It should be banned from being displayed on the internets. It should also have a license to be this unfunny.
I have a decent name for it: WHO cares?
Just skip this cold turkey or give it as a great going away present for someone who you can't stand.
Other than that, it's not too bad.
DamoIs this the line for the toilet?
Garg the UnzolaKrapsody is completely normal. It's everything else that is completely messed up.
QelqothThis website lurks in the darkness, waiting for its moment to strike. It may appear harmless but once you move in closer, its jaws will snap back and it will hiss violently through razor sharp teeth. All you can do is panic as the venonmous drool moves in slow motion. You see its hand moving, the claws springing open with a sinister "scccchiiing"...but it will be the last thing you ever see. Hoisting you up by your neck, you'll squirm like an eel as it drives its talons into your chest, ripping out your beating heart. Then it tosses your lifeless body to the dust as it hunts down its next victim.
Yup, that's what this site will do to you.
BadthingStatic you are GREAT!!!!!!!! My friend, you will certainly live long because laughter is the best medicine. ;)
Zaki RostomThank you for sharing your humor with the rest of the world!
KDear Krapsody,
Thanks for being so great. I love to read your pages, it makes me smile on my face, and gives me special happy feelings. I urge anyone reading this review to left touch your mouse on the link above to change your browser background to krapsodies most recent page because I am sure it is great.
Love
K
TimOff the wall, imaginative, and hilarious Static knows what is funny.
Jack PayneLove odd-ball, off-beat comedy. It's gotta be more than just "off the wall" with me. Sticking with cliches, it's also gotta be "outside the box."
This is it. Enjoyable reading.
JrayriceCool site!
StaticIt's quite simply kraptastically fan-tastic!
That's because I wrote it of course. If I told people it sucked then they would not visit.
Although I must say if you have a link clicking phobia or dislike funny pictures then this site might not be for you.
BUT have a visit anyway, just to be sure.
To balance out link clicking and funny photo phobias I have plenty of morose subjects for those who are less inclined to laugh at the image of a monkey drinking his own pee. However, if you want a fricking circus, call Barnum or just visit my site.
But then again if you really like morbidity or the serious and arcane than read the Times, feel free to wallow all you like, or you can visit my site.
Really, I guess what I'm saying is... you can find everything you want by visiting my site.
Jenn ThorsonDelightfully odd-ball mix of original content and collected humor photos.
Keeper of The WayMaybe it's just me, but it seemed the ex Guv'nuh had a little twinkle in his eye while looking at a certain Dubious Monk... Maybe high priced escorts are the least of his problems, hmmm?
wookieVery funny great blog!
offendedbloggerI love it! It is so not on my Fatwa list *snickers*. :)
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Um, thanks for that review Nandang. But, first of all, I doubt you even bothered looking at my blog, little alone read it..considering you gave it 5 stars. Everyone in the entire blogosphere KNOWS Krapsody stinks by now. Except of course, for you.
Second of all - who's Billy? I don't know of Billy. Could you please let me in on who the heck Billy is.
And finally, your blog listing states, "info bisnis online and tips"...what the hell is 'bisnis'? Is that like a slang term for your 'junk', or maybe some secret code word for 'spammage'?
I believe the following statement, "God's away on bisnis" sums up my thoughts about your blog and Krapsody. Because that is the only way in hell either of these steaming piles could exist. But for posterity's sake, I have to give Krapsody a '2', in the hopes that it will continue to torture future generations.
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