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Norway Meddles in American Politics
A new CNN poll shows 56% of Americans disapprove of the Norwegian Nobel Committee’s decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama. Committee chairman, Thorbjorn Jagland, defends the decision saying “He got the prize for what...
Obama’s Baby Mama
It’s not another Ebonics faux pas courtesy of Fox News. Barack Obama really does have a baby mama - Bomb Queen! In a new 4-part miniseries titled Oh-Bomb-Ah!, President Obama vows to close the supervillain-run New Port City. Unlike the previo...
Should Freedom of Speech be Killed?
On Monday Facebook banned all polls by developer Jesse Farmer, after an anonymous user created a controversial and some say illegal poll asking “should obama be killed?” Unfortunately the only thing getting killed here is freedom of spee...
Tweet Your Senator
Organizing for America (OFA) is hoping to rush health care reform through by pressuring senators with a new twitter campaign. Tweet Your Senator generates a pre-written messages based on your zip code such as: “To Sen. Frank Lautenberg: Please ...
War of Words
An article in this month’s issue of GQ magazine accuses Donald Rumsfeld of manipulating President Bush with his one weakness… words. But not just any words, scripture. Bush reportedly received daily intelligence briefings with cover sheet...
Not-so-Secret Muslim
Barack Obama’s apology tour, also known the G-20 Summit, reached a crescendo last week when President bowed down to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. This kowtowing not only goes in the face of 200 years of Presidential protocols, it stands in sta...
United States at War with North Carolina!?
On last night’s Countdown, Keith Olbermann attacked Newt Gingrich for criticizing President Barack Obama’s response to Kim Jong-il’s recent missile launch. Olbermann claimed Newt had no problem with the past “8 years of doing ...
Teleprompter-in-Chief
Barack Obama is known for being well-spoken, at least when his teleprompter is working. Without it he’s like a deer in headlights, stuttering and seemingly lost in thought. But apparently even with the teleprompter he has trouble. At a St. Pa...
Barack Obama Action Figure
What’s black, 12 inches long, and fits in the palm of your hand? That’s right, the new 1/6 scale Barack Obama Action Figure from DiD corp. This isn’t some cheesy bobblehead knockoff. It’s a fully posable work of art. There are...
Spidey Meets the President!
Like so many commemorative plates & coins, comics are cashing in on Barack Obama. Spidey Meets the President! is a back-up story in Amazing Spider-Man #583 that reads like one those old Hostess cakes advertisements, which I guess makes Obama a Di...
THE FIRST DOG
With America’s historic election of its first black president, inquiring minds want to know… Who’ll be the First Dog? My vote is for Aibo. This robotic dog is a perfect match for the tech savvy president-elect. Aibo is 100% hypoalle...
RACIST FRANKENSTEIN SAYS ADIOS
In recent elections many celebrities have threatened to leave the country should their opponents win, but none have followed through… until now. Racist Frankenstein announced today that he is renouncing his citizenship. In an exclusive intervie...
