Recent Posts Tagged With 'religion'

• Burqini Ban

  Posted on Friday August 14th, 2009 at 15:15 in religion, politics, france, muslim, Islam, swim, pool, bikini, Nicolas Sarkozy, burqa, burqini, car wash

  Nadia & Inas help raise money for Al-Qaeda with a burqini car wash. More of a wetsuit than a bikini, the “burqini” is designed for Muslim women who want to go swimming without getting stoned for being whores. But these burqini girls w...

• Saudi Family Wishes Genie Would Leave them Alone

  Posted on Wednesday July 15th, 2009 at 08:11 in religion, money, Magic, ghost, lawsuit, law, arab, saudi, sue, genie, magic lamp

  Unlike the friendly and purely fictional genies of the Western world, jinns (as they’re called in the Middle East) are very real and kinda dicks. At least that’s what one family in Saudi Arabia is claiming. They’ve filed a lawsuit a...

• Loans to Die for

  Posted on Monday July 6th, 2009 at 17:33 in religion, loan, Economy, soul, bank, latvia, collateral

  In the economically hard-hit country of Latvia, banks are extremely wary of lending so entrepreneur Viktor Mirosiichenko came up with a sure-fire way to get borrowers to pay up. Borrowers have to put their souls up for collateral! The Kontora loan ...

• Homosexual Demon

  Posted on Friday June 26th, 2009 at 18:28 in religion, gay, Church, homosexual, connecticut, homo, exorcism, ghostbusters

  There’s been a lot of debate about whether homosexuality is a choice or you’re born with it, but it turns out it’s neither. It’s a demon that enters you (sometimes repeatedly). A small Connecticut church is in hot water with c...

• War of Words

  Posted on Friday May 22nd, 2009 at 05:12 in religion, politics, Bible, quotes, Barack Obama, muslim, Islam, George Bush, iraq war, Abu Ghraib, donald rumsfeld, saddam hussein

  An article in this month’s issue of GQ magazine accuses Donald Rumsfeld of manipulating President Bush with his one weakness… words. But not just any words, scripture. Bush reportedly received daily intelligence briefings with cover sheet...

• R.I.P. TARDIS

  Posted on Wednesday April 15th, 2009 at 23:48 in religion, TV, doctor who, funeral, dr who, coffin, tardis, ben rayner

  The TARDIS has traversed space & time, its even traveled to alternate realities but its final destination is a bit farther. 17-year-old Ben Rayner was a big Doctor Who fan so when he died last month from cerebral palsy his family decided to send ...

• Is God PC Compatible?

  Posted on Saturday March 28th, 2009 at 05:50 in religion, jesus, internet, computer, God, website, Robot, muslim, devil, pray

  Let’s face it, praying for your immortal soul is a major inconvenience. If only there was a way to pay someone (or something) to pray for you. Well say halo to the Information Age Prayer (informationageprayer.com). For just $3.95 per month this...

• United Nations Bans Freedom of Speech

  Posted on Friday February 27th, 2009 at 06:23 in religion, politics, muslim, Islam, freedom, freedom of speech, judaism, United Nations, un, defamation

  Islamic fundamentalists have already succeeded in passing a non-binding resolution on “Combating the Defamation of Religion” in part due to 42 abstentions. It “Urges all States to provide, within their respective legal and constitut...

• America gets “Hard on” Taliban

  Posted on Monday December 29th, 2008 at 01:33 in religion, politics, sex, america, muslim, usa, terrorist, war on terror, u.s., viagra, cia, taliban

  America is winning over more than just hearts and minds in the War on Terror. The CIA is offering Viagra to Afghan warlords who stand up to the Taliban. “Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people — whether it’s building...

• Ho-liday Gift

  Posted on Thursday December 4th, 2008 at 22:56 in religion, jesus, sex, gift, abortion, christmas, present, gun, planned parenthood, xmas, martin luther king, gift certificate

  Ho, Ho, Ho! It’s that special time of the year when women get their “chimneys” cleaned after drinking a little too much at the company Christmas party. Unfortunately too many OB/GYNs aren’t able practice their love with women...