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Lame Jokes Inc.

Lame Jokes Inc.

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A joke a day (M-F). A cut above the rest, mostly memorable, seldom vulgar.

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  • Penises & Vaginas For Sale

    Posted on Sunday November 15th, 2009 at 21:00 in marriage

    Warning: Possible mysoginistic comment. Ladies, feel free to change the genders of the joke in retelling. A couple were going through a bad patch in their marriage and both had been having flings and affairs that had been discovered by their spouse....

  • I Want The Ugliest Hooker You Have.

    Posted on Saturday November 7th, 2009 at 22:06 in marriage: general

    Warning: R-Rated contentA drunk, defeated-looking shell of an Englishman stumbles into a brothel in Amsterdam and slurringly says to the well-presented but slightly severe madam:"I want the ugliest hooker you have! She's got to be fat with saggy tits...

  • 3 Rather Harsh Quickies

    Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 05:56 in quickies: general

    Q: What's warm and soft when you go to bed and hard and stiff in the morning?A: Vomit!Q: Why did the guy on the verge of getting a divorce buy his wife a coat and a dildo for her birthday?A: He figured that if she didn't like the damn coat, she could...

  • Photoshop Disasters # 1

    Posted on Monday October 26th, 2009 at 17:30 in pictures: photoshop disasters

    Oh my God, what's happened to her index finger?Photoshop Disasters # 1One joke a day from writer Andrew Goulding, usually funny, often memorable....

  • The Ride \'Em Cowboy Position

    Posted on Wednesday October 21st, 2009 at 20:10 in marriage: sex

    Two Texas romeos are having a beer, talking about various sex positions. The first man says that his favorite position is the "ride 'em, cowboy". The other man asks what the position is. The first replies:"Well, get your wife on all fours and you s...

  • What Is The Difference Between Guts And Balls?

    Posted on Sunday October 18th, 2009 at 17:01 in words

    We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls" but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, I've provided definitions of these words which may help you in your future life: You can be said to have GUTS...

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my kinda humour, will visit again

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ancer

4 stars Andre R

What goes boo? Har har har... Good one! I've joined your neighbourhood

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