Recent Posts Tagged With 'men and women'

• Choosing Your Own Name

  Posted on Saturday December 12th, 2009 at 18:36 in men and women

  A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone, so she slowly worked her way over to him:"Hi handsome, my name's Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she repl...

• Doctor Knows Best

  Posted on Wednesday April 22nd, 2009 at 17:45 in men and women

  I'm not sure if this is a joke or not but the situation is almost believable!A beautiful girl makes an appointment to have a physical . When she gets to the office she asks to see the doctor and asks him to do a pregnancy test as well. He asks her if...

• The Eternal Search

  Posted on Tuesday March 17th, 2009 at 17:00 in men and women

  When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I dated a passionate girl but she was too emotional. Eve...

• Bill & The Pickle Slicer

  Posted on Monday January 5th, 2009 at 16:42 in men and women

  I first heard this joke many years ago but when it was sent to me, I couldn't help but share it with you, even if it is ancient.Bill had been happily employed in a pickle factory for a number of years but one day to confess to his wife that he had a ...

• A S-p-e-c-i-a-l Ring

  Posted on Wednesday December 31st, 2008 at 17:23 in men and women

  A cocky young stud strode into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful, slightly drunk, impressionable young gal on his arm. He informed the jeweler that he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his...

• Smart-ass Drunk In A Brothel

  Posted on Wednesday September 3rd, 2008 at 18:53 in men and women

  A drunken fellow walks into a brothel on a Friday night after consuming a few too many beers. He slowly notices that the establishment masquerades as a restaurant and that a few guys are sitting alone at each table, while the "waitresses" bring them ...

• What Happened To The Face Washer?

  Posted on Friday July 4th, 2008 at 00:03 in men and women

  Warning: X-rated!One day young Johnny spies his mother naked in the shower. He points to her pubic hair and asks:"Mommy, what's that?"To which she replies: "Johnny, that's my special washcloth..."Several days later, he sees his mother in the shower a...