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Letters from a Harmless Republican
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My letter is directed at readers who enjoy acute commentary and love both the important and the silly. My style is florid. My vision is clear. I guarantee that I will NEVER write about myself.
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I Don\'t Do Scarves Or Credit Cards
In a consumer culture, it’s easy to get metrosexualized. At least I think that’s the term. I recently went to a Gap store to get a light jacket for the Autumn season. Two effeminate young men in bright polo shirts strode back and forth in the sto...
Where Have All The Sweet Girls Gone?
I’m not sure how many refills they allow in this coffee shop, but I’ll go get another and keep typing. I’ve got something to say to you, April March. When did girls in their early twenties all get to be so educated, so strange and aloof, their ...
Cooking The Numbers
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Come On, Mr. Toilet, You Can Do It!
Time slows down as your eyes circle, following the object in the toilet below. It’s going around and around, and the water level keeps rising at a slow but inexorable rate. You pulled the chrome lever, but it was a dud. It’s an aborted flush...
For Once In Your Life Be A Man
I must now ask a philosophical question. What is the meaning of “bravery?” This appears to be a symptom of anxiety among Western men, who haven’t had much opportunity to show physical courage: we begin to wonder what we’re made of. Perhaps th...
Young Girls, Get Out Of My Mind
Am I perverted for wanting to go out and rent Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen? How red will my face look when I cart this DVD, its cover laden with pink and girlish promotional graphics, up to where a tattooed skinhead mans the rental counter? H...

