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Life According To Candice
http://www.candiceandco.blogspot.com
I'm a wife, a mother to 2 crazy kids and I also happen to work in the ER as a nurse. I adore my family and friends, I lOVE to laugh, and I think I'm a big jackass that has yet to completely mature. One example of this is that I'm pretty sure I told someone in my drunken stupor at our ER Chrismas party that I had no gag reflex. Need I say more?
- Added on: Sep 19th, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Candice
- Listed in: Humor Mom & Family
- Tags: funny humor nursing medical humor
Recent Posts
Texting with Tiger Woods.
Tiger- Hey babe, what's up?Candice- Oh, so it's going to be all like THAT?Tiger- What u mean?Candice- All "What's up babe" all nonchalant and shit? Tiger- What's up with the attitude?Candice- Well, the fact you're darting everything with a vagina as ...
So it\'s time for a little "That\'s What She Said Tuesday"
The time has come for me to give back to the world in my own little way. I'm tired of sitting here just bursting at the seams with intellect, while there are people out there that need my help, knowledge, and expertise. I'm finally ready to fumigate ...
It\'s not ME, it\'s YOU.
Remember my buddy Melinda? She's a good friend of mine that happens to be more directionally challenged than I am. Need proof? Read on.So naturally, being friends and all of that, we had the bright idea to get together again. Like a true genius I dec...
So I\'ve decided that eating a Healthy Choice frozen meal is a lot like starving.
Dear Healthy Choice,How about we get right down to it. What the hell is your issue? You call THAT a meal? You actually expect that speck of food to sustain a normal sized person for any amount of time? Seriously?I just ate your "meal" and I'm sitting...
Facebook status updates you\'ve always wanted to post, but were to chickenshit to do so.
If you have a Facebook account, you know exactly what I'm talking about. There are various types of Facebook users, and they fall into a few categories. 1. Those who NEVER post status updates2. Those who very infrequently post status updates, and whe...
Apprently I need education on how to properly use a garbage disposal.
So the other day I decided to dispose of some meat down the kitchen sink. You know, in that little round thing called a DISPOSAL. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that IS where you dispose of food and whatnot, correct? I thought so as well. In an amazing...
Candice writes a consistently funny blog on topics that all of us can relate to. Her "arguments" with her husband reflect a deep and enduring love. This is a site I visit all the time.
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