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Lincoln Says Uncool

http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/

Former Illinois Senator, Abraham Lincoln, has a great knowledge of what is uncool. Graciously, he has created this website to bestow this valuable information upon the interwebs.

Added on: Jul 25th, 2009
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: Abraham Lincoln
Listed in: Social Commentary Trends
Tags: funny comedy satire hip abraham lincoln uncool

Recent Posts

LINCOLNS SAYS UNCOOL jay leno

Posted on Monday October 19th, 2009 at 12:02 in Cars, show, restaurants, dinner, comedians, worst, smug, awful, jay leno, conan o'brien, mary todd lincoln, television personalities

Jay Leno recently invited Mary Todd and me to a personal dinner in Los Angeles, an invitation that we were baffled to receive but accepted anyways. Even though neither Mary Todd nor myself were fans of his, we figured it would be rude to turn the of...
LINCOLN SAYS UNCOOL kate gosselin

Posted on Sunday October 11th, 2009 at 17:55 in david webb, mayan rituals, kate gosselin, television personalities, capri sun mountain cooler, lincoln & kate plus eight, mary todd lincoln crazy, nurse ratched smile, our american cousin assasination, pretending to be a pterodactyl, the bourne ultimatum quote, tlc headquarters

About a month ago, Mary Todd became obsessed with the idea of taking a tour of the television channel, TLC’s, headquarters. Over the years I have learned not to question her strange passions (such as becoming a Seal impersonator, starting a ma...
A Grand Writing Competition of Wit & Valor! Win Animal Collective Vinyl

Posted on Friday October 9th, 2009 at 00:33 in contest, writing, Submit, orgasm, site announcements, john hodgman, animal collective, writing competition, dirty projectors, merriweather post pavilion, stillness is the move, humor writing competition

I have decided to host a writing competition that will require proficiency and skill in three categories: 1. Humorousment 2. Literacy 3. Physical Strength and Courage in Battle (one mother category with two children-categories, obviously. “Cour...
Reviewment: Grizzly Bear & Beach House Live At the NorVa

Posted on Wednesday October 7th, 2009 at 11:34 in music, review, concert, orgasm, grizzly bear, deerhunter, beach house, twilight, new song, fleet foxes, norva, reviewments (so uncool of me)

From time to time I shall take a break from writing about what is uncool and opinionate about movies, music, & sometimes even other things! Basically, I shall do these whenever it is Mary Todd’s time of the month. That time which happens every ...
New Features and News and Cats!

Posted on Sunday October 4th, 2009 at 09:31 in Radio, pictures, College, cute, writing, cats, kittens, vinyl, site announcements, adorable, william and mary

So, the College of William & Mary radio station’s website, Vinyl Tap, has invited me to humbly state what is uncool on their website from time to time while also reviewing new music that comes into the station. I have graciously accepted! A...
Reviewment: Rainbow Arabia’s Kabukimono EP

Posted on Saturday October 3rd, 2009 at 12:12 in music, humor, writing, mia, andrew jackson, bat for lashes, manimal, vampire weekend, blk jks, rainbow arabia, reviewments (so uncool of me)

From time to time I shall take a break from writing about what is uncool and opinionate about movies, music, & sometimes even other things! Basically, I shall do these whenever it is Mary Todd’s time of the month. That time which happens every ...