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My daily life as a SAHM to 3 wild and crazy kids. Funny stuff. Serious stuff. All stuff related to being a Mommy. Enjoy!
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Santa threats
I love the Christmas season for many reasons.The decorations.The smell of the fresh tree.Giving gifts.Receiving gifts.The meaning.And being able to use Santa threats.I know. Shame on me for not being a parent who can control her rambunctious children...
Disciplinarian I am Not.
If I haven't mentioned it thousands of times already, parenting is hard. It is friggin hard. If I knew how hard it was going to be, I probably would have just become the crazy dog lady or something. But I wanted little babies to love and cuddle a...
Another thing I said I would never do
Co-sleepingGiving my baby a sootherGiving them candyLetting one child use Pull-ups until the age of 4Using the television as a babysitterTelling my children to "Leave me alone"I said I would NEVER, EVER do those things as a parent. Uh uh. No way.But ...
This baby-making Momma is done.
Two and a half years ago I had baby fever. I wanted another baby. I didn't feel finished. I wanted to enjoy a pregnancy. I wanted to relax and look forward to another little one to love and care for.Two years ago I was pregnant. I had acne. I was fat...
Playground Dos and Donts
I like to do what I can to help parents out in the game of, well...parenting. I have learned that carrying and birthing the children is the easy part and it is all the stuff that comes after that is extremely difficult.I have also learned from experi...
Helicopter Parents
Helicopter parentFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaHelicopter parent is a colloquial, early 21st-century term for a parent who pays extremely close attention to his or her child's or children's experiences and problems, particularly at educational...
"You have your hands full"
Being a mother of three young children, I am well aware that my hands are full. I realize that my life is somewhat...umm...chaotic. I am not stupid, thank you very much.I made these three hellions with help of course. I carried them for months on end...
Adventures at the Mall
Have you ever gone to the Mall with three young children on a PA Day? I do not recommend it unless you have taken alot of happy pills, have the patience of a Saint or enjoy Hell.I, myself lost my mind years ago and thought it would be a fun way to sp...
My Shadow
I have a shadow.His name is Rowdy.When Daddy isnt around he follows me everywhere I go.It drives me nuts.I love my kids to pieces but all I ask is to be able to go to the bathroom without an audience.And to shower in private.And get dressed without ...
Time Outs
Photo courtesy of Yahoo Images.In my BP (Before Parenting) days I was a bit of an expert in behaviour. I took Psychology courses, Developmental courses, Behaviour Modification courses, worked closely with Psychologists and Behaviour Therapists. I ev...
Burning Schoolhouse
I enjoy fireworks. They are fun. They are pretty. And a little bit dangerous. Being a rebel is somewhat enjoyable at times. I used to drink and stay out late. Now fireworks get me excited. Lame. I know.And then I saw this. A burning schoolhouse.Lets ...
Help Wanted
Tantrum Diffuser/Behaviour Therapist/Tantrum Putter-OuterRequired to work 7 days a week24 hours a dayMust be willing to be on call at all times and must be able to come to tantrum-ing child wherever he/she may beSkills required-patience, good communi...
Do What Works
This has become my motto as a mom of three. I had good intentions before birthing my children and actually learning how darn difficult it really is.My children have proven that calm discussions do not always work.They have shown me that I cannot use ...
Boys
I am a mother to two boys.Two rambunctious, testosterone-filled boys.Two boys who are two years apart. My boys are not quiet. My boys do not have a delicate bone in their body. My boys are, well...true boys.100% boys.I have noticed something. I have ...
Never Say Never
As I get older and wiser I am learning alot about myself and the world around me. I thought I knew it all when I was a teenager and there was nothing more to learn because I had life figured out. I knew why people behaved the way they did. I knew why...
