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Posted on Wednesday November 25th, 2009 at 11:00
Throughout my younger years, I tried many times to appear fashionable. I never quite got it right. Consider the evidence:The early- to mid-1970s were, for me, The Years of the Balaclava. For those not up on obscure outerwear, a balaclava is a knit ha...
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Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 11:14 in marriage, stupidity, chores, misunderstanding
This morning I felt a rare creative burst and, wanting to corral it before it sprinted away, I started typing like a man possessed. If my next book sells, you'll be able to ensconce yourself in another of my many delightful takes on human excrement. ...
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Posted on Monday November 16th, 2009 at 14:07 in celebrity, gosselin, palin, glassman, carrie prejean
How would we ever get through our workaday existences were it not for the sage celebrities who help us understand the more subtle nuances of a life lived well?This morning, I learned that ousted Miss California USA competitor Carrie Prejean feels the...
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Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 15:22
I, for one, was more than thrilled to learn about a groundbreaking scientific discovery in the area of “renewed HARE growth”—specifically, the partial removal and then substantial enlargement of rabbit penises at a North Carolina university (o...
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Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 13:23
If bonobo monkeys share 98.7% of our DNA, it must be that other 1.3% that males of the human species covet above all others. Tucked away amid those few sparse strands, next to the primal urge to sling feces hither and yon, must be the ever-elusive an...
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Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 12:55
As I revealed in my previous post, I remember very little about my birth. I was there, but I guess I wasn’t really “there”, if you catch my meaning. It's not like anyone asked me if I was content with the room I had...they just forced me into w...
After reading your latest post I shall forever think of you as either, "The Gifted Child," or "Mister Perfect." Well written. SKDD
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