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Lost in the Hive

Lost in the Hive

http://lostinthehive.blogspot.com

Lost in the Hive is one man's irreverent take on all the crazy things about being human. Brian is the author of Lost in the Hive, a collection of humorous essays to be published by PublishingWorks in June, 2010.

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  • Years of the Balaclava

    Posted on Wednesday November 25th, 2009 at 11:00

    Throughout my younger years, I tried many times to appear fashionable. I never quite got it right. Consider the evidence:The early- to mid-1970s were, for me, The Years of the Balaclava. For those not up on obscure outerwear, a balaclava is a knit ha...

  • She said, she said

    Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 11:14 in marriage, stupidity, chores, misunderstanding

    This morning I felt a rare creative burst and, wanting to corral it before it sprinted away, I started typing like a man possessed. If my next book sells, you'll be able to ensconce yourself in another of my many delightful takes on human excrement. ...

  • Escaping the Cult of Celebrity

    Posted on Monday November 16th, 2009 at 14:07 in celebrity, gosselin, palin, glassman, carrie prejean

    How would we ever get through our workaday existences were it not for the sage celebrities who help us understand the more subtle nuances of a life lived well?This morning, I learned that ousted Miss California USA competitor Carrie Prejean feels the...

  • Just another feel-good rabbit penis story

    Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 15:22

    I, for one, was more than thrilled to learn about a groundbreaking scientific discovery in the area of “renewed HARE growth”—specifically, the partial removal and then substantial enlargement of rabbit penises at a North Carolina university (o...

  • Holy Fellatio, Batgal!

    Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 13:23

    If bonobo monkeys share 98.7% of our DNA, it must be that other 1.3% that males of the human species covet above all others. Tucked away amid those few sparse strands, next to the primal urge to sling feces hither and yon, must be the ever-elusive an...

  • 1967 Redux: Cast from Heaven

    Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 12:55

    As I revealed in my previous post, I remember very little about my birth. I was there, but I guess I wasn’t really “there”, if you catch my meaning. It's not like anyone asked me if I was content with the room I had...they just forced me into w...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 2 comments.

Theresa111

5 stars Theresa Hall

After reading your latest post I shall forever think of you as either, "The Gifted Child," or "Mister Perfect." Well written. SKDD

Posted: October 30th, 2009 | More Reviews From Theresa111 | Report This Comment

Richer44

5 stars Nathan

I love humour blogs as much as the next person but Lost in the Hive has to be one of my favourites. I even read a post twice because I enjoyed it so much. The way the author writes just keeps you wanting more. This blog is absolutely hilarious. If you are having a bad day then I recommend Lost in the Hive, heck even if you aren't having a bad day, I recommend Lost in the Hive.

You won't regret checking out this funny and unique blog.

Posted: October 28th, 2009 | More Reviews From Richer44 | Report This Comment

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