Recent Posts Tagged With 'funny sms'

• One day Raja and rani

  Posted on Monday November 23rd, 2009 at 09:46 in funny sms

  One day Raja and ranidecided to send messagesto each other by usingPigeon instead of mobile.The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.He angried and called to rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call” Related posts:Laila n m...

• Future plans of childrens

  Posted on Monday November 23rd, 2009 at 08:00 in funny sms

  Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.Shariq : I want 2 help Bina. Related posts:Future plans of childrens Future plans of...

• New Exam Rules

  Posted on Monday November 23rd, 2009 at 07:50 in funny sms, exam sms

  Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…Same rules should be applied in Examz!(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.(3) Cheer Leaders – To D...

• Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja

  Posted on Saturday October 31st, 2009 at 01:09 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN? Jawab aaya=POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter liya pir nahane gaie kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN? Jawab aya=DHOBI Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya, Pir nahane gai kapre utare darwza baja pir boli=K...

• HAPPY THAND

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 13:43 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Kad lo razaiyaan aa gai thand, Hath te pao dastany, tay boway kar Lo band, Kha kha k mongphalian, pa deyo gandh, Meri tarfon tuwanu “HAPPY THAND”!:-) Related posts:Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day Happy B’DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i...

• Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dO

  Posted on Friday August 14th, 2009 at 14:37 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dOMaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dOFriendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dOUs nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dOpar tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha……mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO Related posts:baap ne kaha g...

• Newton’s law of load sheding

  Posted on Tuesday August 4th, 2009 at 12:08 in funny sms, load sheding

  Newton’s law of load sheding: ’The rate of load sheding is directly Propotional to the temprature of atmosphere, if the begairti of WAPDA remains constnt. Related posts:Load Sheding Raat ko neend nahi Aati. Din ko chain nahi Aata....New...

• Abhi abhi to kiya hai pyar ka pc chaloo

  Posted on Tuesday July 21st, 2009 at 05:24 in funny sms, poetry sms

  Abhi abhi to kiya hai pyar ka pc chalooDil ki hard disk per aur kitni files dalon Tum apny chehry se ghusy ka error to hatayoAe jan e jan dil ka password to batayo Woh to hum hain jo ap ki chahat dil mei rakhty hainWarna ap jaisy kitny software bazar...

• Bijli hun main Bijli hun

  Posted on Thursday July 16th, 2009 at 11:04 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA ki main Titlee hun, 1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun 2,2 Ghanty jati hun, 0oper Pankha rukta hy, Neeche Munna rota hy, Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye, Bijli us ko tarpaaye Munne ki Ammi kaali Bijli hy nakhron waali… Brought you ...

• Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye

  Posted on Thursday July 16th, 2009 at 11:03 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai, Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai. Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai. Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gia hai. Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susra...

• Sorry Bashir sab

  Posted on Friday July 3rd, 2009 at 12:52 in funny sms

  Father to son: If u dont pass ur exams this time, Dnt call me DAD. After some days…… Father: How is ur result? Son: Sorry Bashir sab… Related posts:If u have 1 father, call me If u have 1 father, call me. If u have...Past year per...

• hum kitne vele hain

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 15:18 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain Related posts:Bachpan K Dukh Bhi Kitne Ache The Tub Tu Sirf Khilonne Toota Karte The Woh Bachpan K Dukh Bhi Kitne Ache T...

• kya halat hogi

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 15:16 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi…. Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! Related posts:Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi Arz kia hay, Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab...Apki hogi Zamane ki ha...

• soja shaitan.Good Night

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 15:10 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night. Related posts:Andheri sadak Andheri sadak, Sunsan qabristan, Suni haweli, Kala aasman, Raat hogayi...Good Night sms 800 kmro ka...

• kal tum school kyun nahi aaye

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 15:07 in funny sms, urdu sms

  teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye? student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi? student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi. Related posts:Every day I come to school Every day I come to school; I spend a lot....

• mobile nahi hota

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 15:06 in funny sms, urdu sms

  HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas mobile nahi hota Related posts:dost kabhi dost say khafa nahi hota dost kabhi dost say khafa nahi hota dil se ...

• baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 15:04 in funny sms, urdu sms

  baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do, paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do, ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do Related posts:Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar na karna Kaha tha tum say…mera int...

• Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 15:01 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he……… KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI…. ha ha ha ha ho ho ho [...] Related posts:Ye Badal...

• par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 14:58 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi Related posts:college mei school ki yaad aayi. college mei school ki yaad aayi. javani mei bachapan...

• Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 14:57 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.! Related posts:Ik tera ehsaas hai Ik tera ehsaas haijo her waqt mere saath haiik teri...Pyaar ka meetha �...

• KANJUS SMS Karo

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 14:55 in funny sms, urdu sms, kanjus

  Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost ke Pass Jana… Agar wo so Raha ho to Shor Mat Machana,Jab WO jage to Dhire Se’MuskaranA’ Fir Kehna "KANJUS"SMS Karo Related posts:Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass ja...

• Hamesha Yad Rakho

  Posted on Sunday May 17th, 2009 at 15:43 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Hamesha Yad Rakho.. Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki Khidmat Karne Aye Hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wah! To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(”,) Related posts:Roza Rakho Ge? Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge? Pathan: Nahi Sikh: [...] Rela...

• Some Basic Rules

  Posted on Saturday May 16th, 2009 at 13:05 in funny sms, misleading sms

  Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye-(KHABAR) 2.Usky Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumny Chahiye -(HAATH) 3.UskY Bare Aaram Se DabanY Chahiye - (PAIR) 4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se B Karni Chahiye- (TAREEF) 5.Usky Samne Aate Hi Apna Nikal Kr U...

• N73 le gaya..!

  Posted on Saturday May 16th, 2009 at 13:03 in funny, rape, funny sms, n73

  Ek larki ka rape ho gaya, Wo behosh ho gayee Jab usse hosh aaya to wo zor zor se rone lagi . Police: Ro kyun rahi ho? . Larki: KAMENA mera N73 le gaya..! Related posts:kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya A man died in Amritsar. His wife was crying...

• Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai

  Posted on Tuesday April 21st, 2009 at 20:18 in funny sms, swiming, urdu sms

  Bush to Sardar:Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai?Sardar:NoBush:Tumse Kuta Acha HeSardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?Bush:YesSardar: To Phir tum mein or Kuttay mein Kia Farak?;( Related posts:Koi titli hamarey paas aati bhi, to kia aati Koi titli hamarey paas aati bhi, ...

• Fees maafi lae darkhwast

  Posted on Monday April 20th, 2009 at 11:56 in funny sms, punjabi sms

  To Da principal, High skul, X.Y.Z. Sir, Gal eh hai k mere abby ny menu fees 500 RS.Ditti c.100 ta dostan ny film ty lawa dita,150dy samosy ty bottlan p liyan.50 da AZRA nu load krwa dita.Baki 200 englsh wali madm ty shart har gya.dostan ne shart lai ...

• Ulta Singh

  Posted on Sunday April 19th, 2009 at 08:49 in funny sms

  (Mr. Ulta Singh)Waiter: Order SirUlta Singh : 2 cup bhaji aur 1 plate chay. Related posts:Agar dunia ko kuch karkay Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo…….....question 3 friend hotal main lunch kerny gy aur bill 75...I can’t eat s...

• kya meri nak tedi hai

  Posted on Sunday April 19th, 2009 at 08:48 in funny sms

  kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….? Related posts:Us nay kaha kon ho Tum Us nay kaha kon ...

• VIBRATION mode

  Posted on Sunday April 19th, 2009 at 08:44 in funny sms, santa banta sms

  Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.Doc: wht happened?Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai Related posts:vibration te laga ve a sardar fell ill and was shivering with cold doctor......

• Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;

  Posted on Friday April 3rd, 2009 at 00:18 in funny sms, urdu sms

  Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;log mere diwane hone lage,Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage Unique visitors to post: 0 Related posts:Roye Hain Buhat Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hai Roye Hain ...