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A selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly text jokes.

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  • Blondes Fishing

    Posted on Sunday February 8th, 2009 at 16:29 in blonde joke, blondes fishing

    Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” ...

  • Buying A TV

    Posted on Sunday February 8th, 2009 at 16:26 in blonde joke, buying a tv

    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks...

  • A guy sticks his head in the barber shop

    Posted on Tuesday January 13th, 2009 at 03:29 in misc jokes

    A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door...

  • five-and-ten-cent store

    Posted on Friday November 21st, 2008 at 02:49 in shopping, women jokes

    MANAGER (five-and-ten-cent store)—”What did the lady who just went out want?” SHOPGIRL—"She inquired if we had a shoe department." tags: Funny joke, birthday wish, One Line Jokes, Redneck Jokes, joke birthday jokes, Doctor Jok...

  • I’m sorry but my answering machine is out of order. I am leaving a broken

    Posted on Monday June 30th, 2008 at 16:14 in funny answering machine messages

    I’m sorry but my answering machine is out of order. I am leaving a broken CD player in its place. It can’t take messages either. In fact, it can’t even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message. tags: Friendship jok...

  • Hello. I’m home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message

    Posted on Monday June 30th, 2008 at 16:14 in funny answering machine messages

    Hello. I’m home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it. tags: arab jokes, Doctor Jokes, Love Jokes, friendship joke, Funny joke, birthday wish, Sports Jokes, Gay Jokes, sms joke, ...

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