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Low Life Bastard

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A satirical, immensely sharp-witted look at the state of the world through the warped perspectives of Larry (the alter-ego of a noted author), an ex con, a self proclaimed Robin Hood, sans giving to the poor.

Through brash layers of faux-misogyny, delightfully narcissistic anecdotes, and often bewildering media content, Larry has a knack for pushing intellectual, offensive, and comedic envelopes.

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  • Larry vs. Futurama is Back, bitches

    Posted on Sunday June 28th, 2009 at 19:36 in random, rose

    The TV Gods have smiled and blessed us lucky viewers with a rare good decision. As opposed to creating a reality show centered around vapid megalomaniacs or churning out CSIs and Law & Orders like they were a Chinese fireworks factory in June,...

  • Larry vs. Dead Michael Jackson

    Posted on Saturday June 27th, 2009 at 18:50 in bullmoose

    I know this is old news, but after seeing and hearing all this adulation about the guy, I can’t help but rail against it. So, Michael Jackson died and amnesiac people everywhere are morning his death. Amorous TV specials, internet tribute sites, ...

  • Governor Mark Sanford Not Missing, Just Philandering

    Posted on Wednesday June 24th, 2009 at 19:05 in bullmoose

    ***Breaking News*** In the past two weeks naïve voters were shocked to learn that two Republican politicians admitted to having extra-marital affairs. Senator John Ensign of Nevada and just today Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina careers in polit...

  • When you wish upon a czar...

    Posted on Tuesday June 23rd, 2009 at 20:02 in bullmoose

    In the United States we have a “drug czar,” a “terrorism czar,” a (newly appointed) “pay czar”, a “cybersecurity czar”, a “war czar”, an “energy czar,” a "copyright czar," a “food safety czar,” and we even have a “hurric...

  • Bawdy ESL Mishap

    Posted on Thursday June 18th, 2009 at 20:27 in random

    Hello, there on this Friday. I hope this picture set's your head right like it was a Red Stripe after a long night.There are plenty of examples on the interweb of the butchering of the English language, but this one is one of the funniest I've seen....

  • Larry vs. Diving Boards

    Posted on Monday June 15th, 2009 at 14:03 in bullmoose

    Apparently, diving boards may be as common as a live dinosaur. Pool companies refuse to install them because they are afraid of liability claims should they fail and Homeowner insurers don’t want to insure homes with diving boards for the same rea...

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