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Luggage Tuesdays
http://www.luggagetuesdays.com
From San Francisco comes a text-only video-free clean comedy site. Featuring an ongoing parody of a family restaurant menu and jokes about salad and broccoli. Always updated.
Recent Posts
Photo Gallery: Places to Get Laundry Quarters in San Francisco
San Francisco Zoo Rockit Room BART Machine ...
Unlockable Costumes
Complete videogame once using character Detective Barry Crimson. Unlocks: Detective Barry Crimson's crimson shirt. Complete game twice using character Detective Barry Crimson. Unlocks: "I <3 Detective Barry Crimson" t-shirt. Complete game th...
Broccoli Jokes December 2009
Why is broccoli green? So no one mistakes it for chocolate. What's the best way to steam broccoli? Talk loudly on your iPhone. During principal photography on Thunderball, producer Albert R. "Cubby" Broccoli watched the dailies and grimaced. "The a...
Rejected Rejection Letters
Congratulations. You have been accepted to our academic instituation for the fall of...wait a minute, that's wrong. End dictation. [Inaudible] ...send this. Signed, University Dean Dictated but not read *** Dear John, As the war wages on, I ...
Tom Swifties Salad Jokes 2009
File under: Salad Jokes. See also: Tom Swifty jokes on Wikipedia. "This salad genuinely complements my meal," Tom Swifty said organically. "I'll have the Caesar salad," Tom said imperially. "Artichoke salad should never be served grilled," sai...
Family Restaurant Menu, Part 16: Last Meals
Choice of prix fixe menu or all-you-can-eat-buffet. Reservations through Governor's office only. Not available in every state. Alcohol no longer served with meal, thanks to one troublemaker. No substitutions. Spoons only. No shirt, no shoes, no pardo...

