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Some ramblings from a 26 years old French mademoiselle who is mastering the art of the cuppa tea but yet doesnt understand how can my Brits can eat mint sauce with lamb.
IT geek chic related fun and randomness guaranteed, bien sur.

Added on: Jun 25th, 2009
Country: United Kingdom
Language: English

Author: Mademoiselle de Paris
Listed in: Observational Humor Personal
Tags: life funny geek Chic sarcasm ramblings

Recent Posts

Ring My Belle Or The Tale of The PMT Armageddon

Posted on Monday July 20th, 2009 at 08:11 in madame + monsieur

This afternoon, I received a link to a Facebook quizwhich is able to tell you which Disney Princess you are, based on a series of amusing questions with terribly predictable answers ("If you are out clubbing and that you are plastered, do you a) fla...
Bimbonic Plague, Spare Tyres and Face Filters

Posted on Thursday July 16th, 2009 at 03:05 in virtual imbecilities

On this Earth, many mediums can be used by people to connect with each other: beer goggles (sherry monocles if you are of the posh kind), Dirty Mothers (the cocktail – but I guess the real ones can help too) and of course the WWW ( swinging neighb...
Quiche Me Baby One More Time (Slice 1)

Posted on Monday July 13th, 2009 at 15:44 in madame + monsieur

Oh dear. I think I have just given the quiche of death to my virtual -potentiallyreallife - butnotanymore-relationship.What started like a whirlwind romance looks like it is going to end up like a gunshot fart. As swift to exit as it entered the room...
Get Fit or Die Tryin' : Apollo Creed vs Mitch Buchannon

Posted on Friday July 10th, 2009 at 04:49 in beautification

Ever since I was able to fill in a bra with something else than round vegetables or socks, I knew that something was wrong with me.Okay, so Mother Nature did not bless me with Barbie's Silicon Valley but then I got given something that would make thi...
Read My Face Like A Book? Try My Ass.

Posted on Tuesday July 7th, 2009 at 12:23 in addictions

I never really wanted to have my face permanently stuck on the internet. No, really.I wouldn't really care about having my google-map-style-derrière , my dyslexic boobs or even my personal lady bonzai online. These are only the parts to the machiner...
Genie in A Lube Bottle, Don't Rub It The Right Way

Posted on Friday July 3rd, 2009 at 08:52 in madame + monsieur

"So I am here. What were your other two wishes hot chick?"Dear Oily Bandit,I know that your profile name says Clinton. But as we are now completely familiar with one another, certainly after this online burglary of an introduction, I allow myself to ...