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Caffeine fueled, shoe obsessed Aussie chick with a penchant for flying off on tangents and being perpetually annoyed.
Recent Posts Tagged With 'things that irriate me'
Oh what a morning. Would have been way betterer if I was hungover after a night of partying.
This morning, after a night of hacking up a lung with The Sickness That Is Not Whooping Cough Anymore But Something Entirely Different But We Just Don’t Know What It Is So Suck It Up Princess And Reduce That Stress Already, my eyes flew open at...
I am like, totally a pirate biatches. You know you want to be me.
So today I was sitting with some chick going through some shit that she should have fucking done MONTHS ago and patiently speaking to her in kindergarten English cause that is what you do with fuckers that just cannot understand simple instructions l...
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya…
Last week we went on a ‘team building exercise’. The senior managers go on this shit all the time. Sometimes it is to a flash hotel overlooking the city lights, others an island on the Whitsundays. On one of these junkets they decided...
Adventures in babysitting
I was a good babysitter. I didn’t get much of a chance to hone my mad skillz, unless you count the freakshow that used to live next door to us when we lived in the city who gave birth, asked us to help her name her child and then dumped her on ...
Hi, how are you?
What is with people? I mean really. Fuck me dead they irritate me. When you pass someone in the hall and say ‘Hi how are ya!’ it is meant as a greeting. Not a fucking invitation to dump all your sorry arsed woes on my fabulously sho...
