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Caffeine fueled, shoe obsessed Aussie chick with a penchant for flying off on tangents and being perpetually annoyed.
Recent Posts Tagged With 'things that piss me off'
So, apparently, being FREAKING AWESOME is just too good for some people.
I started a long post about the events of today and then thought, meh, you probably don’t want to hear all the nitty gritty, so here is the abridged version. Today I lost my job. I am still employed, but I am no longer in the position that I fu...
Diahorrea, Diarrhoea, Dihoreeeea, Die-ho-reee-aaahhhhhhh
Seriously biatches, that word always trips me up. Kinda like the product of that word on the floor trips me up. But not when it is on the walls cause people don’t walk on walls. Silly internetz. So we have a case of the runs, the shits, the...
Sofitel Melbourne can suck it.
Didn’t that last post look blissful? The room service was awesome (except for the broken table…) and the bed was exquisite. I posted that pic in the hopes that the worst of the weekend was behind us. Alas it wasn’t. Sofitel Melbou...
How NOT to treat a workmate that returns to work after a stroke.
Pretend that they did actually die. You are FUCKING kidding me right? I was nervous about going back, getting back into the swing of things and remembering what the fuck I was doing, dealing with the sympathy looks, but never in my wildest dreams did...
Santa can bite my smooth white arse.
Shut up. It was smooth at one stage. I remember… When The Damn Emos™ were little and were just the little pains in my smooth white arse, I took them to see Santa. Normally we would go to the awesome Santa and the shopping centre in anothe...
How about I call this ‘the one where Kelley tempts fate’.
Forgive me internetz for I have sinned. I don’t know what the fuck it is that I did. But the MoFo must have been huge dude, cause the shit keeps hitting the fan and spraying the walls. And I am out of disinfectant. Day SIX of vomiting and ars...
Hello Mrs XXXX! How are you today????
Freaking telemarketers. They are really doing my head in lately. I know they are just doing their job. MPS did a little telemarketing years ago to supplement our income, so I know how hard it is. But some of them are just total arsehats and dese...
One of those days.
You know when you have one of those days where you wake up in the morning, late, and every fucker wants to have a shower ahead of you and then you have to settle for a wash in the sink and then you try and straighten your hair and then every fucker g...
