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Broken Toe and a Blow Job
Did you hear about the speakerphone incident? The one that ended with a mischievous 8 year-old, trying to play Mr. Innocent as he grins and asks me, "Mom? What's a penis?"Bet you're glad you're not me today, huh? *raises eyebrows*I sent Skinny Ass t...
What the hell?
If things could just slow down for a little bit, maybe I'd get a chance to actually write something.I'm sitting down for a quick lunch, scanning through one of many magazines I should be canceling, and catching a couple of quick articles here and the...
"WHICH one of my boyfriends?"
I've been trying to get everything done before Hubz walks in the door at the end of the day.Make sure the dinner dishes are cleaned up. House is tidied up. Toys are put away. Work is finished. Computer is put away.Something about seeing me on the...
Reality is kickin' me in the ass
Okay. So you know that I can swoon on memories from the TwiTour all day long. But I'm getting a pretty good kick in the ass trying to bring myself home from la la land. ;)My 2nd grader has this huge research project due tomorrow (damn - did I do r...
Butterflies and Flip Flops
When you've been married for any number of years now, the rush of "being in love" seems to dwindle more and more. In fact, I remember reading that it takes two years for the "high" to fade... when couples in love stop forgiving those little idiosync...
Probably better kept in the bedroom
Hubz and I talk about everything.Ev-er-y-thing.So, um, yes... he knows how much I *heart* Kellan Lutz - AKA Emmett Cullen.Never mind that Kellan is a cutie - but I adore his fun-loving personality! I use a different scale in finding men attractive. ...
His Needs First... So When Do Mine Come In?
The Hubz is starting to pout. I think he misses me. Or sex with me.Which, of course, would be a little more endearing if he wasn't such an ass about it. When he is ever going to learn? It takes a little QT to warm me up, which actually includes some...
Do you need our first born, too?
Can you believe... we got offered $10,000 USD for our Super Bowl XLIII tickets?My brother-in-law is 6'5" and weighs about 260 lbs. Big guy. Not someone anyone really wants to mess with. He offered to pick up our tickets for us at the office while ...
I think I'm in shock...
We've never done anything like this before. Ever.Got a place to stay for free. Got flights for free. And then we watched, day by day, as the tickets that started at $6,000 dropped down to less than half.Of course, we can't just pick up and go with...
Still Reeling
For our anniversary, I had asked the Hubz for the same thing I asked for last year. Actually, it's the same thing I asked for last year, the year before, and the year before that.This year, he finally took me to a jeweler he trusted to repair my wed...
The First Decade
No way. Really?Has it been 10 years, hon? lol - sometimes it feels like 5, and sometimes it feels like 20. ;)Wasn't it not too long ago, when we'd walk the shores at La Jolla in the wee hours of the morning, or make up stories whenever we were in an ...
What are you in the mood for?
"Chinese? Mexican?"That's me asking, on the phone with Hubz - trying to figure out what and where we're gonna eat for dinner coz I'm running errands and there's NO way I'm going to be able to cook at home in time to feed the starving monkeys.Hubz: ...
Romantic... Football?
I love to mess with Skinny Ass when he's busy, concentrating on something else. ;)I had just finished buying some birthday gifts online, and was complaining about how tired I felt after the long day. He was watching Steelers vs. Redskins on Monday ...
Stripper 101 Verdict
Psst!I'm not supposed to be blogging right now, but I had to sneak in a post real quick. I came back to hundreds of emails at work, smack dab in the middle of budget season - and I've got SO much stuff left to do for the conference I'm planning in S...
I Might Need a Double Shot of Tequila First
Can you believe it's Skinny Ass' birthday tomorrow?I have to confess - I didn't do a great job of planning this Vegas trip... I've been crazy swamped with work and all. Hell - I haven't even gotten him a birthday present. Big Bertha golf balls from...
A Glass of Wine, Chocolate or even KFC
The Hubz and I had a pretty crappy week, back again to the issue of spending quality time with each other... or lack of.Which reminded me of this post... hope you don't mind the encore - I'd love to hear how you guys handle QT with your significant o...
Lipstick Jungle
Got Hubz to sit with me for a few minutes to watch the Pilot episode (well, some parts) of Lipstick Jungle. Whoo boy - can you give ME your number?! ;)I've no idea why I only just heard about this show today. But what they say about Andrew McCarth...
A Morning Fantasy
Hmph. Looks like Hubz got me back for the last one:(Saturday morning, after breakfast)"Alright," announces Hubz. "I'll be back - gonna go get some gas for the lawnmower.""Hmnnhmmm," I tell him. And just for fun, I add: "Don't forget to wipe off ...
Double Standards & De Ja Vu
(A glimpse from yesterday)My 14 year old, Einstein, is coming home today. Flying in from San Diego, after a week with his birth father, my Ex.Who happens to also share the same first name with my Hubz.So Einstein calls me to tell me they've just had...
False Alarm
Nope - no pregnancy to announce (lol, @nominimom).And no, guess we're not moving after all.I think I did pretty good, about not tearing off Skinny Ass' head when he told me how he felt about the job opportunity.I mean, I DID ask him last night how he...
He Asked For It
Slight revelation going on over here.For months now, I've been annoying my husband with my need to have the AC on (even before the summer heat kicked in), ceiling fans galore and basically walking around the house in my duster (Filipino house dress) ...
Getting My Sweet On
I am utterly... exhausted.I think my head hurts, thinking about all the things I need to do, all the work I need to catch up on - but most importantly: All the blogging I need to get back to. ;)lol - bags are all unpacked and our friends have retur...
The Wifeyhood Experiment
Someone's been playing hooky this week.Well maybe not with work. I'm actually on it this week.And not with household chores, either. This is the CLEANEST this house has been, consistently, in a long time.In fact, this week has flown by with the same ...
Love or Lust?
When I asked you who your favorite fictional characters were, you brought on a really cool list of who you fell in love with, who you wanted to be like... and we even touched on the difference between love and lust.*wicked smile*But love and lust go ...
