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Mattress Police is the only Diesel that doesn't stink!
Blog Detail
Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary
http://www.mattresspolice.com
A wit so sharp that it makes Wolverine's claws look like knitting needles.
- Added on: Jul 13th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Rob Kroese
- Listed in: Social Commentary Observational Humor
- Tags: politics christianity movies science fiction television snark
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 44 comments.
unfinishedperson
If only the numbers went to 11. Not only did Diesel start Humor-Blogs.com, but he is actually funny as well.
To paraphrase Nigel: His is one funnier. It's not 10. You see, most blokes, you know, will be ranked at 10. You're on 11 here at The Mattress Police, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on 10 on some of the other Humor-Blogs.com blogs. Where can you go from there? Where?
kathcom
The man is funny. My favorite is Can you dig it?, his response to a teenage ditchdigger. You owe it to yourself to check it out.
april
your new post is full of funny rage! check it out everyone, bring some kleenex and a pee pad.
Rob Kroese
I couldn't love this blog more if I wrote it myself.
MJ
I LOVE the Mattress Police! And the blog isn't bad either.
april
great post!
Dorky Dad
I'm not gay. But if I was, I'd say Diesel's blog is pretty hot.
Seriously, the dude has a wit that we can all aspire to, and a fabulous sense of marketing.
april
as always Diesel keeps you coming back for more!
Kathy Frederick
I'm happy because Diesel started Humor-Blogs. Diesel's happy because he figured out what that special button in his car is for.
Chris Cameron
Not only can Diesel write teh funnys but he knows how to wiggle the stick in the beehive. I'll let you decide what that means...
Jinksy
I was initially disappointed by the lack of physical mattresses, but stuck around due to its offbeat and witty humor.
If only Huey Lewis knew.
Catherinette Singleton
I heart this blog and Humor Blogs!!
Alice
I love Diesel because he has a cool name. And he's pretty funny. OK, he's really funny. Except when he busts on Thomas Kinkade.
Peg Cypher
Sexy, chic, but in need of funky jewelry.
brent
Sexy, yet chic with a smooth earthy finish. A regular read.
l
A definate stop on my daily blog stops! Always has humor that makes me laugh~
Barby
Love this blog. I revelled in the post about his hatred for cliche phrases. Is there anything worse?
Finding a truly funny blog is like finding a needle in a hay stack. So when I found this one, I grabbed on with both hands and haven't let go.
I suppose though, if I love it that much, I should let it go. If it comes back to me, I'll know it loves me, too.
Anyway, glad someone else shares my thoughts. Takes one to know one, right? If you hate cliches, go check out this blog. You'll feel right at home.
Sooo. Anything cool happening?
Bee
Some people, they call him the Puppet Master with funny glasses. Check him out anyway! Do it!
offendedblogger
I would place this blogger as a level 21 on Dr. Stone's scale of evil. Not quite Jeffery Dahmer, but close!
LOBO
Reading MP is like crashing a truck into an expensive china shop blaring Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyrie", followed by a big bowl of ice cream.
-With sprinkles!
Jeff
Funnier than Don Knotts and probably smarter too.
JD
I aspire to be as cool and funny as Diesel. In the meantime, I shall settle for being better-looking.
mac daniels
makes me happier than a puppy with 2 peters.
The Hypocritcal one....
One of the most well-thought out humor blogs on the internet today---no lie.
leigh
it sounds orwellian, but it's not.
Margaret Andrews
Hi, I'm just a friend of Mr. Peabody's? He said I could stay here if I just sat quietly and didn't get into the chips? Diesel? Yeah, my uncle read his blog and laughed so hard, he had a coronary. So I guess you could say his blog kills.
Sue
Creme de la creme of humor blogs. The kind of blog you just don't even have hopes of ever being as good as. And that's OK.
Thaddeus Stanley
Sometimes when the sky is gray, and nothing seems to be going my way, I just think about the Mattress Police and I smile deep down in my special place - but mind you, I maintain a pissed off look on my face. Thanks Diesel.
No Cleaning Here
I have wireless, so I've gotten rid of all other bathroom reading material, and use the time instead to just read this blog. Its time well spent, in more ways than one!
Don Lewis
Why shouldn't anyone read Mattress Police?
First, don't read it unless you are very very smart.
Only the most intelligent will be truly capable of appreciating the incredible palladium-like shards of scintillating humor that will be flung, jagged glass sliver-like, to rain down upon you from the broken windows of a metaphorical comedic high-rise.
Fortunately. Being a member of BlogCatalog means you are already that intelligent.
Wear a hat.
Rickey Henderson
Rickey heartily approves of this blog.
Beau Horner
Very well thought out and funny blog. Take it from someone who knows what's not funny. check it out and subscribe to this guys blog and click on all the little links and adds and touch yourself and eat some of those Puke Debbies....do it for the children...well, not the touch yourself part.
CrummyJoel
This is my favorite blog, aside from my own.
Ah screw it, it's better than mine, too.....
Blog of Bex
Diesel makes me want to RIP the tags off of my mattresses - over and over again. Mattress Police??? BRING IT.
Damon
Why are you reading this? Go visit the damn blog already! It's freakin hilarious!
Fiar
Diesel hammers out the funny with unbelievable skill and precision, and when that doesn't work, he turns green and yells "Diesel smash."
I might be confusing him with someone else, but the blog is hilarious.
Johnny Virgil
Diesel makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke. Go there, you won't regret it.
Augusto
Diesel is absolutely hilarious although I don't know why he claims to write about Christianity in English.
SinisterDan
This blog is so good that I honestly feel like it gave birth to me.
Jeffrey Ellis
Diesel's blog is one of my daily must-reads. His brain works in strange ways and the results are nothing short of hilarious.
Andy Fanton
Diesel is my kind of obnoxious bastard.
Maureen
One of my favorite places to visit!
Your butt will clench with laughter. Yes. I did just write that.
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