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Humor, rants, raves and helpful hints for retired ho's and recovering beauticians (it's a gay blog, Mary)!
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I’m Yo Pusha Man
I guess this means you like me, you really, really like me! I had be done won an award and this time, I didn’t nominate myself! Red, the hottest gym momma you ever did see in her nummer...
Maxine’s Press Release Regarding Eliot Spitzer
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - My publicist say I don’t know no Eliot Spitzer. She say, “No matter what, bitch, deny, deny, deny.” She say I don’t know nothing ’bout ...
A Phone Call From Home…
It’s never good news when Aint Jeanne calls. I don’t have any pictures of Aint Jeanne, but I found this picture of Aint Jemima and since their names sound kinda the same, I went...
The New “Bristo”
+ Aint Jeanne did have one very interesting tidbit of news from Caruthersville last night. After more years than I care to count, the local gift shop, the Yarn-It, is closing. T...
Vote for Me, Bitches!!!
I’ve been nominated for a Major award, Fart Blossoms! Granted, I did the nominating, but still. This is a big deal. It means that I’m think I’m pretty fucking funny, and besid...
The Legend of Maxine and Cooter Brown
My dearest Fart Blossoms - especially Wendy over at What I’m Doing Right Now - if you ever, ever, take any advice from this old ho, then take the following advice to heart: DO ...
8 Days a Week
My apologies, my dearest Fart Blossoms, but over the next 24 hours, I have the following to accomplish: 1. Final exam in Ho Resource Management 2. Final exam in Ho House Operations Manageme...
Next Fall, On Fox…
Sista Sharon H. is an endless source of inspiration to this old bag, Fart Blossoms. She’s brilliant, educated (roll tide, Mary!), bitter, twisted and witty. If she had a penis, she&...
A Day In The Life
I was so inspired by what Red did over at her place, that I decided to follow suit and show the Fart Blossoms one of my typical days at the House of Ill Repute… I had breakfast…...
A Small Opportunity to Kick A Little Ass
If you’d like to take 30 seconds to avenge the death of Simmie Williams in Ft. Lauderdale, read this article from the Miami Herald. Once you’re done reading, contact the following politici...
