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Humor, rants, raves and helpful hints for retired ho's and recovering beauticians (it's a gay blog, Mary)!

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• I’m Yo Pusha Man

  Posted on Sunday March 16th, 2008 at 06:53 in comedy, gay, GLBT, homosexual, maxine says..., queer

       I guess this means you like me, you really, really like me! I had be done won an award and this time, I didn’t nominate myself! Red, the hottest gym momma you ever did see in her nummer...

• Maxine’s Press Release Regarding Eliot Spitzer

  Posted on Tuesday March 11th, 2008 at 04:14 in comedy, eliot spitzer, gay, homosexual, lgbt, maxine says..., prostitution, queer

       FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - My publicist say I don’t know no Eliot Spitzer.  She say, “No matter what, bitch, deny, deny, deny.” She say I don’t know nothing ’bout ...

• A Phone Call From Home…

  Posted on Tuesday March 11th, 2008 at 04:14 in caruthersville, comedy, gay, hiv, homosexual, homosexuality, lgbt, maxine says..., queer

       It’s never good news when Aint Jeanne calls.  I don’t have any pictures of Aint Jeanne, but I found this picture of Aint Jemima and since their names sound kinda the same, I went...

• The New “Bristo”

  Posted on Tuesday March 11th, 2008 at 04:13 in caruthersville, comedy, gay, homosexual, homosexuality, lgbt, maxine says..., queer, south

     +          Aint Jeanne did have one very interesting tidbit of news from Caruthersville last night. After more years than I care to count, the local gift shop, the Yarn-It, is closing.  T...

• Vote for Me, Bitches!!!

  Posted on Sunday March 9th, 2008 at 06:53 in comedy, drag, gay, GLBT, homosexual, homosexuality, lgbt, maxine says..., queer

  I’ve been nominated for a Major award, Fart Blossoms! Granted, I did the nominating, but still.  This is a big deal.  It means that I’m think I’m pretty fucking funny, and besid...

• The Legend of Maxine and Cooter Brown

  Posted on Saturday March 8th, 2008 at 06:48 in comedy, drag, gay, GLBT, hiv, homosexual, maxine says..., pets, pigs, queer, suzanne sugarbaker

       My dearest Fart Blossoms - especially Wendy over at What I’m Doing Right Now - if you ever, ever, take any advice from this old ho, then take the following advice to heart:      DO ...

• 8 Days a Week

  Posted on Friday March 7th, 2008 at 02:15 in comedy, drag, gay, homosexual, lgbt, maxine says..., queer

      My apologies, my dearest Fart Blossoms, but over the next 24 hours, I have the following to accomplish: 1.  Final exam in Ho Resource Management 2.  Final exam in Ho House Operations Manageme...

• Next Fall, On Fox…

  Posted on Thursday March 6th, 2008 at 03:53 in caruthersville, comedy, drag, gay, GLBT, homosexual, maxine says..., pop!, queer

       Sista Sharon H. is an endless source of inspiration to this old bag, Fart Blossoms.  She’s brilliant, educated (roll tide, Mary!), bitter, twisted and witty.  If she had a penis, she&...

• A Day In The Life

  Posted on Wednesday March 5th, 2008 at 03:10 in comedy, dr pepper is good 4 the soul, drag, gay, homosexual, lgbt, maxine says..., queer

  I was so inspired by what Red did over at her place, that I decided to follow suit and show the Fart Blossoms one of my typical days at the House of Ill Repute…      I had breakfast…...

• A Small Opportunity to Kick A Little Ass

  Posted on Tuesday March 4th, 2008 at 07:30 in brandon mcinerney, broward county, Florida, fort lauderdale, ft. lauderdale, gay, homosexual, jim naugle, larry king, lawrence king, lgbt, maxine says...

  If you’d like to take 30 seconds to avenge the death of Simmie Williams in Ft. Lauderdale, read this article from the Miami Herald. Once you’re done reading, contact the following politici...