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It was not a Deadly Spider after all
Upon further inspection, a scientist said it was a harmless spider in the Whole Foods banana. Gotta love the thorough news media we have nowadays. It actually was probably a Wacky Wall Walker Share and Enjoy:...
World’s Deadliest Spider found in a Whole Foods
TULSA, Okla. – One of the most deadly spiders in the world has been found in the produce section of a Tulsa grocery store. An employee of Whole Foods Market found the Brazilian Wandering Spider Sunday in bananas from Honduras and managed to catch i...
“Boiler Room” movie quotes
I’m sure many of you out there can relate to these over-the-top lines: Man on phone: Take me off your list. Seth Davis: Fine, fine. I’m gonna take you off my list of successful people today. Seth Davis: What do you mean, you’re gonn...
The Day That Was … Economically Depressing
You think that $225 Fleetwood Mac ticket was a little steep already? Now competition is no more. Live Nation and Ticketmaster are merging. Now, LN is buying Ticketmaster, so maybe things will change for the better, so … nah, I doubt it. ...
The Day That Was … Bad News on the Doorstep
New study links television watching with depression. Hmmm. Only if you are A), watching Mad Men and it is one of those scenes with Betty and creepy-10-year-old Glenn or B), watching Two and a Half Men wondering why it is on the air while Arrested...
One Tiny Little Bad Thing About Obama’s Victory
Another guest post from our resident hipster, @crosberg! You know who I feel sorry for right now? White people. Especially white people trying to talk about Michelle and Barack Obama. After listening to MSNBC anchors awkwardly interviewing guests ...
New Pepsi Apples (In Stereo) Flavor?
Kudos to Robert Schneider and the Apples In Stereo. Their ditty “Energy” was picked up by Pepsi for a giant new 2009 ad campaign. Here’s the ad featuring the catchy song: Robert lives in my hometown when not traveling and used to...
The Day That Was … Wrought With the Cycle of Life
By this point, everyone with an eye on the news and pop culture has heard the tragedy of Jett Travolta, 16-year-old son to John Travolta and Kelly Preston. My heart goes out to them and his sister. Elsewhere in the land of gone-before-their-time,...
The Day That Was … Showing Off Twins, Albums, and Greed
TR Knight, fed up with his unchallenging storylines and the stupidity of it all, is looking to leave Grey’s Anatomy. Or, you know, maybe T.R. was just participating in “Day WIthout a Gay.” What is with the medical dramas and the...
The Tuesday Ten: Ten Lame Holiday Gifts
In this time of goodwill, it is truly more blessed to give than to receive. Unless you are giving thoughtless crap. These presents are when someone cares enough to spend a little cash. Personally, I’d prefer McDonald’s gift certific...
The Day That Was … Bringing Revival for Jay Leno, and Vacations for Our Alt-Lifestyle Friends
Jay Leno, a-number-one hack, douche, and material thief, was yanked out of retirement before retirement even began. Not only will he continue to “treat” America to his “humor,” he’ll be able to do it in primetime. 10...
The Day That Was… Lacking in Pants, Dark Knights, and iPhones
Pamela Anderson showed up for an art show, missing her pants. I’ve always defended the girl in a decidedly platonic way. I find her endearing and sweet. But damn, her cries for attention are getting embarrassing. Also? Why does her clut...
That’s Just Wrong! Xmas Edition
Just a joke people! Shocking juxtaposition is what makes it interesting and thought-provoking … and maybe funny? For more of the best MegaSizzle pics, click here. Your wish i may wish i might pal, Slappy Whyte Share and Enjoy:...
The Perfect Xmas Gift - ShamWow!
Not sure who created this picture below first, but it may have been spill.com Haven’t seen this informerical in a while on late night TV, but here is a Parody of it: For more MegaSizzle funny stuff, click here. Your headset wearing pal, Slap...
What’s Better Than Spending Your Meager Earnings on a Leg Lamp?
Hot damn, you can always count on the folks at Defamer.com to find the gems. In this here economy, which is to say, sh*tty, people are bidding to spend their Christmas bonus - and then some - on the Christmas Story experience, offered up on eBay. ...
Top 10 Jobs for the Coming Great Depression from commonmistakes.blogspot.com
From http://commonmistakes.blogspot.com But its so good I gotta try to share it with some more peeps and get it some exposure: Top Ten Jobs for Coming Great Depression Just graduating and wondering how you’re going to find a job during the moth...
Black Friday Shopping Alert - Best Buy will pay you $200 to take home a Laptop or Flat Screen TV
Expectations are so low for next Week’s post-Thanksgiving capitalistic mosh pit shopping day aka “Black Friday”, that electronics retailer Best Buy announced today that they will actually be paying customers up to $200 to take home ...
The “He went to Jared” commercials are back - PUKE
It’s that time of year … to brainwash women into thinking a slave-mined blood rock from Africa makes them feel more loved … The “He went to Jared’s!” commercials are the worst … if I was a woman, I would fee...
Anheuser-Busch Unveils New Logo - A World Weeps, Drunkenly
Thanks to Cheap Suits and STL Today, website of the St Louis Post-Dispatch, for this sad imagry. Anheuser-Busch, American mainstay, creator of Busch and Budweiser and the WHAZZUP! ad campaign that haunted a generation, has gone global with the InBe...
Sarah Palin - What’s Next?
Last Tuesday, Barack Obama handily cruised to victory, becoming the first minority present of the United States. Here here! It was the likely end of the road for the 72-year old John McCain, but could be just the beginning for a spunky little wom...
Lucy’s MegaSizzle Pic O’ the Day
The following picture has been fascinating me for weeks. It is HUGE - about two stories high. It is advertising a second-rate, low-rent show that had its season finale more than two months ago. And it takes up some seriously pricey real estate ...
Rolling Stone Now a Rolling Pebble
When I opened my mailbox today, the newest Rolling Stone was awaiting me. I noticed three things. First, it was late, as it was dated October 30 and should have therefore arrived to me sometime last week. Second, it was the third appearance of ...
You Say “Washed Up,” I Say “Hot Cougars”
Forget Buffy. Forget Gossip Girl. Forget, even, Hanson, David Archuleta, and King of All Media Howard Stern. Let’s get personal. I’m a fairly young looking 33. Few lines, youthful exuberance, no kids or smoking habit or tanning addiction to a...
Amazing Mad Men Illustrations from Nobody’s Sweetheart
For more MegaSizzle Mad Men stuff, click here. Original drawings from this site - Nobody’s Sweetheart. Her full Flickr Gallery of Mad Men art here (48 drawings!). Kudos! Your Utz Bag Stuffing pal, Slappy Whyte Share and Enjoy:...
Hot Fashion & Lifestyle Trends for the New Economy
With the worldwide economic slowdown upon us, what are going to be the “hot trends” of 2009 and beyond? Well, here are a few things that should be gaining massive popularity in the coming months — be a trend setter and jump on boa...
Hewlett Gets Hip
Watching Project Runway just now, I saw a very hip, very cool, very fine commercial using Joan Jett’s “Do Ya Wanna Touch?” to highlight a new computer with touch-screen technology. The rub? The computer being pitched was a Hewlett-P...
Beer Goggles for Email from Google Labs - We Need it for TEXTS!
Google’s GMail Email service announced this week a new feature: basically its Beer Goggles for Late Night Emails. According to the Official Gmail Blog, “by default, Mail Goggles is only active late night on the weekend as that is the ti...
Has 1980s Alternative Music “Jumped The Shark”?
First, the Wendy’s hamburgur chain started using the Violent Femmes 1980s classic “Blister In The Sun” in their TV ads. The lyrics to this song include, “When I’m walking, I strut my stuff, then I’m so strung out....
