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  • Uncle Jim and my Ginormous Bunghole

    Posted on Tuesday August 19th, 2008 at 06:00 in , polls

    Like a giant, weeping hemorrhoid...I'm back.Now...For the LOVE OF CHRIST, stop covering me in medicated pads!!Thanks in advance.I'll get into some of the details of the vacation shortly, but today I h...

  • Osama Would be Scarier Dressed as Ellen Degeneres

    Posted on Tuesday June 17th, 2008 at 06:10 in

    Three small things today.(looking in pants)First up:Jack Black Panda AttackIf you haven't been over yet, I have a new movie review over on...It's titled: "Phat Panda"Yeah...it's about "Kung Fu Panda."...

  • Lindsay Lohan...You're Killing Us

    Posted on Tuesday June 10th, 2008 at 06:00 in

    Cutting is short today.Actually,...at 5-foot-2, I really have no choice.I swear...if my 4-year old son asks me if I want a "boost" into my chair one more time, I'm gonna beat him.Just kidding.That kid...

  • Spreading it Thick

    Posted on Wednesday June 4th, 2008 at 06:00 in , polls

    I know...I know...You're looking at the title and thinking I'm going to be posting nude pictures of Rosie O'Donnell......again.NOPE!(keeping those in my private "masturbatory fodder" stash)Just a few ...

  • The Hot Seat

    Posted on Monday May 5th, 2008 at 06:44 in

    So…you people like ass cooties.Numbers don’t lie.Well…my second poll is over and done with.Let’s recap:The Question:Which Toilet Would You ChooseThe Choices:1) The warm one (with lingering ass...

  • F*ck the Earth, Warm Toilet Seats, and French Fry Walrus Tusks

    Posted on Thursday April 24th, 2008 at 08:56 in , polls

    Just some random crap today.First, take a look at this video.Item #1: A New PollI just came out from the bathroom, and an idea for a new poll popped into my head.You'll find it on the left. It's trul...

  • Survey Says....!

    Posted on Monday April 7th, 2008 at 09:06 in , polls

    Thanks for using my pole.Damn. Did it again.POLL.Sorry...force of habit.The results of my first-ever "Mental Poo Poll" are in.Let's check the results:78 people answered the poll to help me figure out...

  • My Poll Now Has More Girth!!

    Posted on Tuesday March 25th, 2008 at 08:32 in , polls

    There are some changes afoot at Mental Poo.No, I'm not becoming a woman.Yes, it's because I haven't figured out bra clasps yet.But I digress...Anyway...I'm finding that my mind is draining quicker tha...