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Metrophile
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Metrophile.com, iPod travel guides to the planet's edgiest destinations. Download free and find out where to sleep, eat, drink, and sightsee.
Recent Posts
Japan Launches Campaign To Unsettle Tourists
Japan's tourism authority recently unveiled its latest advertising campaign, Yokoso! Japan (Welcome to Japan!). Efforts include this 'Welcome to Japan!' illustration awaiting tourists at Tokyo's Narita airport. The poster attempts to familiarize vis...
Return From The Ass-End Of China
Yes, I've been away for a bit. Spent the past week traveling deep into the bowels of Beijing, gathering the inside scoop for a future iPod city guide. Many unpleasantries were endured, the least of which being this tour operator's unfortunate nam...
Sicko Store Surprisingly Attentive To My Needs
I recently paid a visit to Akihabara to pick-up a DVD player. As one might expect, I quickly followed up this purchase with a visit to the nearest porn shop. An unimaginable selection of DVDs awaited me inside Fetish World. All neatly sorted by genre...
Barbie Complains Japanese Doll Industry Setting Impossibly High Standards
In a further blow to Barbie's self-esteem, Ken announces surprise move to Tokyo, citing his growing dissatisfaction with nipple-less boobs. ...
You Scream, I Scream, We All Scream For Whale Flesh
Let me say right off that I do not advocate the consumption of whale meat (battered nor otherwise). Firstly, you do not get to choose your kill from a giant tank of fresh whales. Apparently, the majestic beast was slaughtered far, far away from m...
Choco. Party. Good! Good!
Attended an office party last night. There was plenty of booze and food, including some of the chocolate variety. Sadly, no heaving bosoms. The point is that I'm feeling lazy today. So make do with something old but good, good....

