Recent Posts Tagged With 'sex sells'

• Dirty Songs Make Me Laugh

  Posted on Wednesday June 24th, 2009 at 00:47 in sex sells, the magic of the internet, too tired to come up with something that made sense.

  I stumbled upon this song - I know it's old, but Jesus, it makes me chuckle.I've always wanted to rhyme "hootchie" with "cootchie".Really, what else does a song need?This song speaks to the 17-year old boy that lives deep within my soul.Later....

• The One Test You Can't Study For..

  Posted on Friday May 15th, 2009 at 00:53 in sex sells, crazy people

  Tonight at work, I sold a 17 yr old boy a home Pregnancy Test.He was nervous, wild-eyed and visibly shaken.As I handed him the bag with his receipt, I said "Hope it works out for you, brother."The "Uh-huh" and blank stare I got back told me everythin...

• Post #2 - Fucking Hilarious.

  Posted on Thursday January 15th, 2009 at 22:49 in sex sells, the magic of the internet

  This Ad cracks me up.It's the squeaking that makes it.Oh God, ..the squeaking.Someone needs some lube.Later....

• Exceptions To The Rule.

  Posted on Monday November 24th, 2008 at 22:12 in sex sells, crazy people

  The other day at work, one of the guys made this general statement about women:"All girls look better with a cock in their mouth."(I'm not telling you who it was - it's not really important.)I do, however, disagree. (Respectfully, of course - am I ev...

• It's Not A Race...

  Posted on Monday November 17th, 2008 at 15:45 in sex sells, lazy poster, the magic of the internet

  Just because I'm posting this hilarious video does not mean I know anything about, nor have anything in common with said topic. (So don't go reading anything into this.)I'm glad he covered thinking about baseball, but Kathy Bates? Ewwww.... That's ju...

• Firing Up My Controller.

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 11:50 in what was I thinking?, sex sells, lazy poster

  I'm totally thinking about getting back into Guitar Hero again.For some reason, I just feel compelled to grab my axe and rock out with my cock out.(Too many metaphors, right? - I thought so.)Later...

• Redundancy

  Posted on Wednesday October 1st, 2008 at 22:27 in what was I thinking?, sex sells, crazy people

  Saying I'm cut off from sex - when I can't recall the last time I've had it - seems a little redundant, don't ya think?Starting fights just to have make-up sex seems stupid, but if it works.....Later....

• Lee Meriweather Was A Stone Cold Fox.

  Posted on Tuesday August 26th, 2008 at 22:52 in sex sells, old man in the dairy

  I just watched Batman: The Movie with The Boys the other night. It's good camp, they love it, and where else are you going to hear the line: " Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb."I must admit, though - I have a new appreciation for Lee Meriwe...

• Ink'd

  Posted on Saturday July 26th, 2008 at 21:50 in sex sells, i envy nudists, old man in the dairy

  I have a fascination with women who have tattoos.I'll be honest - I think it's hot.Forget the Tramp Stamp ones, they are a dime a dozen. I'm talking about the girls who have something different, not just some random tribal thing slapped above their a...

• Click, Click, Clit.

  Posted on Saturday July 12th, 2008 at 23:05 in what was I thinking?, sex sells, crazy people, the magic of the internet

  Want to have a song that plays on the radio 5 times in eight hours?Want to have a video that racks up over a million views? (Seriously, there's three or four postings on YouTube with about a million views each.)All you have to do is be female, hot, t...

• I Gotta Get In There.

  Posted on Thursday July 3rd, 2008 at 00:21 in sex sells, old man in the dairy, child at heart

  So I'm at work yesterday, slaving away down an aisle, and I hear a commercial come on over the radio.Now, normally I ignore the radio as much as possible, but when I hear the words "erotic toys" and "lingerie" thrown around, I pay attention.It was a ...