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This is a place where we don't judge. Ok, we do. But if you like to laugh and if you aren't easily offended then keep reading. I live to laugh and love to offend - lovingly, of course!
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Scary Santas
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.Gary AllanI stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.Shirley TempleI never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white ...
Peanut Butter, Celebrity Gossip and My Mom
Peanut butter is the pâté of childhood.Florence FabricantThe only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.Johnny DeppWhat do girls do who haven't any mothers to help them...
No Thanks, I'll Just Skip the Dessert Today
The thing is, we're not extravagant people. It's just unbelievable the amounts of money we make. But we don't spend it. It's too scary to spend it.Reese WitherspoonAn extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.Bern Williams I lo...
Ask Mimzie
Disclaimer: I am not a professional. Any advice I give you is purely for entertainment purposes – by that I mean, for my entertainment. If you decide to take my advice, you are on your own. If things don’t work out for you and you decide to kill...
My Kid Is Gonna Kick Your Kid's Ass
My mother’s middle name is Victoria. My middle name is Victoria. When and if I have a daughter – from my mouth to God’s ear - I want to name her Isabella Victoria. It’s a nice, normal name but still not a common name. If you already have kids...
Fatty Fatty Two By Four
Ok, I realize I’m a big girl. I’ve never tried to deny that like some people do. And you know exactly who I’m talking about! There are people who live in their own fantasy world and I’ll admit, I’m jealous. I knew a girl once who wore cloth...
