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This is a place where we don't judge. Ok, we do. But if you like to laugh and if you aren't easily offended then keep reading. I live to laugh and love to offend - lovingly, of course!
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The Public Library Gave Me Ebola
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.Bill MaherPeople think celebrities don't have to worry about human things like sickness and death.David DuchovnyAll diseases run into one, old age.Ralph Waldo EmersonWhile J spends his money as though...
Dear Santa
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.Dennis MillerNothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.Kin HubbardThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a chil...
When In Doubt. . .LIE!!!
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.Bill CosbyI know how sobering and exhausting parenthood is.Rob ReinerI really look at my childhood as...
