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This is a place where we don't judge. Ok, we do. But if you like to laugh and if you aren't easily offended then keep reading. I live to laugh and love to offend - lovingly, of course!
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Boobalicious!
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.Rita RudnerI do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small.Calista FlockhartIt's obvious I've go...
Large And In Charge
I actually had my breasts done again. Just updated, like new tires.Jessica HahnI don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world!Brooke BurkeIt's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.Dolly Parto...
Bike Show and Boob Job
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.Dave BarryI do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small.Calista FlockhartPeople make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath th...
Glamour Shots Part II
For those of you that read yesterday’s entry – No More Glamour Shots, Please!! – then you will now that today will be the unveiling these lovely ladies’ names and some of their personal ads. I hope you have as much fun reading these as we did...
I Almost Had Sex With Dave Matthews
My dreams are always rather vivid. I seem to remember every last detail about them. My friend Holly always makes fun of me and tells me I should write them down. So I did. . .There was a concert down by the railroad tracks. The bandstand was already...
