The world is flat one day of the year. On that one day it strips its outer layer off so all the lava magma can cool down and all the Jules Verne characters can escape. Married couples have sex. God takes a sip of wine and the Devil puts five bucks in the Salvation Army bucket. And I write all my blog entries for the year on a continuous row of computer screens that I taped together like a modern day Jack Kerouac.
Recent PostsAround this time of year I usually go around climbing into the top of fast-food restaurant’s soda fountain machines as discretely as possible and contaminate everyone’s ice at the cost of my own comfort (which is priceless). But this summer I liv...
When I was younger and someone told me how hard of a life they lived I’d tell them that was nothing and proceeded with explaining why my life was harder. If kids at school picked on them so did the kids at my school, but also at my parent’s churc...
I love stories so much I make out with them. Metaphorically I do. If it was possible I would physically. Rubber lips on the book wouldn’t cut it, though they would be almost as tempting as my first playboy and the foldout of Miss May, but that is c...
I have two weeks off until school starts and I’m too broke to take a vacation or even go out and do stuff. I haven’t had any responsibilities or deadlines for the past week and my concept of time has strayed because of it. I thought yesterday was...
If I want to have a successful life I need to succeed at something. Can I be successful at doing nothing successful? If so I’ve already succeeded. I really want to write about how I have these mischievous adventures about stealing menstrual pads an...
Day One:I have failed to reach the exact location of the species sought to be studied. I believe I am within a hundred miles east of where I want to be. I do not have the funds to travel any further. I have made contact with a similar group of beings...
This blog is currently rated a 4.00 out of a possible 5 based on 3 comments.
KristiI like it. I'm not much of a reader, I more like writing about public washroom use. But occassionally I run across reading that makes me crack a smile. You should read some Dave Barry sometime....you'd love him.
I like the word flippant.
Rachel HylandHi!
Originally posted this as a Comment on one of your postings, then realised I should have put it here.
Just wanted to say I really enjoyed your post, "Clean Machine"... but I also found it kind of hard to read.
Maybe it's 'cause I'm a stickler for this kind of thing -- and you're the much cooler, anarchic-type -- but may I suggest paragraph breaks? Love the stream-of-conscious thing, but I keep getting lost in the morass of your sentences.
I wanted to go ahead the read the rest of your posts, but just couldn't do it. Too many words, not enough spaces.
Forgive the presumption... it's just that, if it were me, I'd want to know.
Best!
Rachel
A new joke is posted every day.
This is not a serious or even money making blog. I have others for that purpose…
A daily blog. Come with laughter in mind.
This guy is nuts. He has a bigger imagination than 57 kindergartener's on acid. Every post is a riot that leaves you wanting more. And don't forget your underpants.
Posted: April 10th, 2009 | More Reviews From ClickHere | Report This Comment