Witticisms of an unusual mother with a filthy house and an even filthier mind.
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This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 4 comments.
KarenEmma manages to amaze and amuse with some of the most hair raising, and hilarious stories I've read on any blog so far. I love to read a well written blog that makes me laugh out loud, and manages to keep my attention all the way through the story. Emma's blog does all those things. She has a wonderful sense of humor, and a dirty mind as well. I love that!!
emmakThanks Kwame - so glad you found the story amusing. I will check out your blog!
Kwame KuadeyHi Emmak, nice blog! I found your story about the little girl taking the ring to school hilarious:) Very lively and entertaining blog. Nice work. Check out my site and let me know what you think.
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I love this blogger's sense of humor and writing style. She's a mommy, but unlike some mommy blogs, her subject-matter isn't all diapers and low-cal recipes. (she talks about sex, shhhh) ha!
I'm an insomniac and also a chronic pain queen and I usually just jump around reading here and there and I've been reading her posts for an hour now. Been laughing ever since which is a good pain killer.
Love this blog and will be sharing it with my friends who need a lift-me-up.
OK, there was my review. Now here's my comment-thanks Emma. You've got another subscriber.
hugs,
Michelle
Posted: July 4th, 2009 | More Reviews From arimayasheart | Report This Comment