Recent Posts Tagged With 'Sex Toys'

• Speaking In Tongues

  Posted on Tuesday October 13th, 2009 at 08:13 in Sex Toys, oral sex, the sqweel

  Please don't explode with excitement but I can now reveal the identity of the newest revolutionary sex toy. Yes The Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator is here!!! This new toy has ten tongues and can talk the language of love better than many men. The blurb s...

• Guess The Sex Toy

  Posted on Wednesday October 7th, 2009 at 09:25 in Sex Toys, orgasms, british comedy, bognor regis, sex cafe

  If you're wondering what I've been up to recently I'm actually doing some important humanitarian work. I have been sent a revolutionary new sex toy that is NOT named after an animal (dolphin, chipmunk, alligator etc) which is going to be launched ont...

• Family Fortunes - The Lube-tastic Edition

  Posted on Saturday August 8th, 2009 at 09:43 in Sex Toys, dildos, vibrators, masturbation, lube, family fued, family fortunes

  I'm sure most of you will know the show Family Fortunes or Family Fued as it is called in the US. You know, they survey 100 people with a question such as "What would a wife not let in the house?" And then they ask the family and someone gives an ans...

• Cockblocked

  Posted on Tuesday March 25th, 2008 at 19:19 in Sex Toys

  So my forty-one year old crazy friend Tasha is in an unusual situation in that she has her 21 year old son Jake living her, plus her five year old daughter Angie. So Jake spends most of his time smoking weed and having sex with his girlfriend Charlot...

• From My Vulva To Yours

  Posted on Thursday December 20th, 2007 at 12:34 in Sex Toys

  Dear Readers,As the year draws to a close I take another swig of gin and get all sentimental as I think how dear you all are to me. I wish I could give you all presents, but I'm way too tight for all that. In any case, it's the thought that counts, i...