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Mother ‘drove son to drug deal’
The story below appeared on the ABC news website today. Have a read and tell me what’s wrong with this story. What is the world coming to? Seriously! Kids these days need a firm hand and guidan...
Bush and Palin go on a date
What’s going on with the world? All of a sudden a bloke who can’t say the word ‘nuclear‘ sounds like the voice of reason in the United States. I’m finding myself saying, ...
Listening to life
Just quickly - I saw this article today about a paraglider who died yesterday. Fair to say the location gave a clue about the perils he faced. Seriously, who would jump from somewhere called ‘Cr...
Mick Keelty and Wikipedia
I would like to point you to this story about Australian Federal Police Chief Mick Keelty, whose Wikipedia entry was…err…modified a couple of days back. I’ve reproduced a bit of it b...
Why I love the Eurovision song contest (2008)
I can’t believe it has been 12 months since I linked to this tripe from the Eurovision song contest. For sheer bat-shit loony, in 2008 you can’t go past Bosnia and Herzegovina. Enjoy: ::...
Speechless
Excel corrupted on my laptop, so I called the helpdesk at work. A week later they called back. They wanted to make a time to fix the problem. “How long will it take?” I said. “I̵...
Am I the new Andrew Bolt?
A couple of weeks back, I posted a couple of my mate’s offhand comments about climate change. Without any sense of humour whatsoever, a climate change sceptic blog linked to it. Woohoo! I’...
Irony. I think.
This is an awesome story. I’ve lost track of what irony means anymore, but I think this might be it. That, or it’s just funny. Russian authorities have urged 28 members of a doomsday cult ...
Question of the day
Question of the day: Does Steven Jacobs cry himself to sleep at night? He should. The other question of the day: Has Steven Jacobs ever looked at a camera without mugging for it? He should. :: :: ...
True Smorgys stories (1)
Smorgy’s was a Hawaiian all-you-can-eat restaurant that I worked at in the mid-90’s and I’m not afraid to tell you it was a shithole. The Smorgy’s kitchen was like an exotic se...
Woman, 33, poses as boy, 13
Unbelievable. The headline tells you what you need to know about this story: The headline should really have read: “Horrendously ugly woman, 33, poses as even uglier boy, 13″ Or perhaps: ...
A tale of tackle
Boys, cross your legs as you read this squeak-inducing account on the BBC website of an extreme case of testicular separation. For those who were too lazy to follow the link, here is the crux of the s...