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Mental Poo has spun off "Moog's Movie Reviews!" A new site dedicated to bad reviews of movies and theater...or is that the other way around?
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (hey!!...is that a PLOT?!!)
Even in cartoon form, Natalie Portman is hot.Just sayin'.This weekend, I took the kids to see:Star Wars: The Clone WarsStar Wars Clone Wars.Is it me, or is having the word "Wars" twice in one title bad grammar?Maybe it's maybe me, maybe.Whatever.I ac...
The Mummy: Tomb of the Emperor Dragon (and only one hot Asian chick)
It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!Where I take my 5 and 7 year old kids to PG-13 movies and have to explain stuff like:Actor: "I'm gonna KICK. YOUR. ASS!!!"Daughter: "Daddy? What's an ass?"Awesome.And the answer is:Me.I'm an ass.Tod...
The Reaping (is Swank a Skank?)
It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!Where I rate movies using the patented (not really) "Mooge Splat" system.Here a splat, there a splat...everywhere a splat splat.Just like in the shower with a new bar of Dial.Perhaps I've said too mu...
Vantage Point(less)
It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!Where I like to watch movies with "Jiffy Pop."Ironically, "Jiffy Pop" also describes me having sex.Girls can be mean.Today's review is from my Netflix list:Vantage PointHere's how to determine whethe...
Journey to the Center of Mediocrity
It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!Where, quite frankly, I think the ushers are sick of seeing me regularly, and are now starting to push me around when I show up.This is why I pee on the floor.Yeah......that ain't butter you're stepp...
