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Mental Poo has spun off "Moog's Movie Reviews!" A new site dedicated to bad reviews of movies and theater...or is that the other way around?
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"He's Just Not That Into You" - (Thank Christ)
Today I'm reviewing a movie off my Netflix list:He's Just Not That Into YouLet me get this out front and say that the ONLY fucking reason that it was on my Netflix list is because my wife wanted it there.Sometimes I let her win.Regardless, let's get ...
Mirrors - Shit's Reflection is Still Shit
Today, from my Netflix list......I'm reviewing the Kiefer Sutherland horror/thriller:MirrorsHere's my review:It fucking sucked. Don't see it.My Score:1/2 Mooge SplatFine.Small synopsis:Stupid fucking movie about stupid fucking demons living in fucki...
Twilight - and the Chick who Hated It.
Got another guest review today.This is good, because it saves me money on movie tickets.That means more I can spend on pay-per-view porn.Awesome.Today, it's Arielle from over at her blog, "Bitten."She's reviewing the movie:TwilightHere you go:*******...
The Ruins - Yeah...That's a Good Description
Today, I'm reviewing another movie off my Netflix list:The RuinsThis movie is aptly named because it RUINS your Saturday night.Since I don't actually feel like wasting much time on this piece of shit, let me sum it up here:1) It's not scary2) It's f*...
Igor - I Have a Hunch You Won't Like It
"My name is Igor. Wait..wait...I have a hunch on my back. What's my name going to be?...Kevin?"*cricket*Scintillating dialog.This past weekend I took the kids to see “Igor.”Why I simply don’t start waiting for the DVD, I have no idea.Igor is ...
Bangkok Dangerous (..heh..you said 'Bangkok')
Hey kids!!Well - another one of our readers has sent me his very own guest review.(If you have a movie you want to review, just send it to me. I have the instructions at the end of the review)This one comes from Chris Wood over at "Chris Wood's Blog...
Fly Me to the Moon (and out of the f*cking theater ASAP)
Short review today.Over the weekend, my kids made me take them to see:"Fly Me to the Moon - 3D"Here, I believe the "3D" stands for:1) Deplorable2) Despicable3) Dammit! I just spent money on this piece of shit that should have gone straight to video.O...
Moog's List of Suck - #1
If I were to give ZERO splats to any movies…what would they be?Actually…let’s rephrase this.If I was to give 0 splats to any movies that were SUPPOSED to be good…what would they be?Well…here they are:1) Brokeback MountainI suffered through ...
Vagina Dentata
It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!Where I watch shit, just for you.Just like the towel guy in the men's room.LOOK AT MY SHIT, PEASANT!!Sorry.Today, I'm reviewing another masterpiece off my Netflix list:TeethThis will be one of my sho...
Rambo No Good - Me No Like
It’s time once again for Moog’s Movie Reviews!!Sit down, please.You're embarrassing yourselves.Today's review is off my Netflix List:RamboAlternate title suggestion:"Crappity crap crap crap"Rambo.One more title suggestion:"What the HELL Happened ...
