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The continuing story of a man fast approaching middle age, armed with a fast wit and bad intentions. Follow me through the Atlanta nightlife, my own sad romantic life, and whatever else crops in my mind.

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  • They got room for one more?

    Posted on Tuesday December 1st, 2009 at 16:07 in politics, obama, television, White House, crazy theories

    Ramblings Post #70I've been Joe Social. I've been to more house parties and social events than I can count. I've kicked at mansions and at little hovels, with models and with people grandmas, eaten the finger food and gotten a plate, but even I never...

  • Office Breaks and Gold Ping Pong Paddles

    Posted on Friday November 6th, 2009 at 21:40 in fight, idiots, crazy theories, 2009, chickenshit, office moguls

    Ramblings Post #67 The office is a strange place. You go early in the day, sometimes before the sun comes up, met and hang out with mostly like minded folks doing pretty much what you're doing for 8 or 10 hours a day and then....go home to real life?...

  • Law School Tips #1

    Posted on Sunday November 1st, 2009 at 18:14 in zen, law, crazy theories, learned, 2009

    Something Else #1 - LawI'm not quite sure which category this post falls into. It's not just general rambling, nor is it bar chatter or political. Maybe I had another category somewhere but I'm too lazy to look right this second.First year law studen...

  • Cheese

    Posted on Wednesday October 21st, 2009 at 07:17 in food, zen, crazy theories

    Ramblings Post #64 Everything isn't for everybody. Some of us have no business eating shellfish, some of us need to re-think skinny jeans, some of us need to stop at the first glass of whatever we're drinking and let's just say that certain clothes ...

  • News from the Desert

    Posted on Friday September 25th, 2009 at 05:50 in zen, law, changes, crazy theories, learned

    Ramblings Post #61Sometimes we make decisions based upon a careful thought out and well reasoned set of facts, sometimes we make spur of the moment calls, and other times we make the best of a bad situation. I'm not sure which one law school is, but ...

  • And the Weekend...The Recap.

    Posted on Tuesday September 8th, 2009 at 23:22 in atlanta, weekend, crazy theories, sporty, 2009

    Ramblings Post #57Life is about being true to yourself. Every so often we all need to stop, take a deep breath and take a long and hard look at ourselves and be honest with the results. Not what you plan to do, what you hope to do or anything like th...

  • The Spanky Chronicles

    Posted on Saturday September 5th, 2009 at 16:15 in life, love, friends, crazy theories, 2009

    Ramblings Post #56I am for the most part an observer of people. To be a creative, someone who is creative, you have to be an observer of something. Something has to inspire you, move you, motivate you. What I do is see people. My brother once said a ...

  • The Current State of Urban Flava

    Posted on Thursday July 23rd, 2009 at 23:49 in music, life, humor, crazy theories

    Ramblings Post #48There are times when you discuss in a intelligent fashion, with voice modulated and facts clear as to your disagreement, and there are times when you just lean in close to your opponent and make your insults as personal as is humanl...

  • The Office Moguls Strike Back!

    Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 00:13 in funny, crazy theories, office moguls

    Ramblings Post #44Less than 48 hours ago I thought the madness was over. Oh how wrong I was. To fully articulate the foolishness, I've had to give the Moguls, that lovable trio of office rogues, delineations and designations to keep the comedy clear....

  • The Office Moguls Change their plans

    Posted on Tuesday July 7th, 2009 at 20:32 in life, funny, crazy theories, learned, 2009, chickenshit

    Ramblings Post #43For those that work, and everyday there seem to be less and less of those, there is usually that person in the office that you can't really figure out why they are still...or ever got to be...employed there. They don't seem to do a ...

  • The Fifth of July

    Posted on Sunday July 5th, 2009 at 21:45 in relationships, zen, weekend, crazy theories, sporty

    Ramblings Post #42As of late, the great holidays in which I had vested so much attention, Valentine's, Memorial Day, Cinco De Mayo, summer, the 4th of July, have all had to take a backseat to the what I'm hoping is my future. But with the recent spat...

  • Alright, Enough Already...can we let this go?

    Posted on Wednesday July 1st, 2009 at 23:14 in music, crazy theories, upset, 2009, chickenshit

    Internet Fodder Post #4This will actually cover more than just the internet, because this time more than just the internet is responsible for this lunacy. I wish we were better than this, that in some way we as the citizens of the world could recogni...

  • Updates from the Crisis...

    Posted on Sunday June 28th, 2009 at 09:02 in funny, zen, drama, crazy theories, 2009, schoompy

    Ramblings Post #41when you were a kid, the idea of growing up almost seemed a something that would never happen, and teenager, everything you wanted to do was just a bit of our grasp. Now as I, for lack of better metaphor, round the post for home, I ...

  • The obligatory Micheal Jackson Post.

    Posted on Saturday June 27th, 2009 at 10:35 in music, news, zen, crazy theories, 2009

    Ramblings Post #40> in this episode, we find out that everything isn't always as beautiful as it seems. And things happen, just happen, even if we least expect it. And all you can do is roll with it, or get rolled over by it. Either way, you wake up ...

  • Atlanta 2009

    Posted on Thursday June 18th, 2009 at 18:16 in atlanta, nightlife, crazy theories, 2009

    Ramblings Post #39I once left a message on Spanky's phone that consisted of me running out the allotted time (and it must have been five or eight minutes) with me simply repeating the word "Chicken" over and over, with different pronunciations for va...

  • Thinking about odd things...

    Posted on Wednesday June 17th, 2009 at 09:29 in life, love, women, atlanta, crazy theories, sporty, 2009, grown folks, chickenshit

    Ramblings Post #38I started realizing I was old when home renovation magazines became as interesting as photos that formerly had held my attention since hormones hit when I was thirteen. Um, wait check that...since I was four or five. I suddenly reme...

  • New Lessons from the Obama Presidency

    Posted on Tuesday June 9th, 2009 at 23:08 in relationships, women, obama, drama, crazy theories

    Internet Fodder Post #3You ever see something on the internet while you're just browsing and have something to say about it, but realize that you don't have the vast forum that whoever you read has, so that you can put your word to the people's ear i...

  • A Week Without Food

    Posted on Friday June 5th, 2009 at 18:56 in health, humor, food, zen, crazy theories, chickenshit

    Ramblings Post #35Change is constant. And that's all I have to say about that. I find myself not a crossroads, but rather at one of those little benches at the side of the path I've chosen, where a weary traveler can sit for a minute and contemplate ...

  • Good Television?

    Posted on Saturday May 9th, 2009 at 09:52 in life, humor, crazy theories, learned

    Ramblings Post #29 It's the middle of the night. You just finished eating some pizza rolls, you're tired of re-reading the damages problem that as it turns out you won't figure out anyway ( and according to real attorney's you would hire an accountan...

  • The Doctor is IN

    Posted on Wednesday May 6th, 2009 at 13:29 in life, love, bad, crazy theories, 2009

    Ramblings Post #27 When you need I need to be focused sometimes I take my eyes of the ball, because first I can and second because life is usually more than one thing. The trick to life is balance, understanding, lots o' cash and apparently six pack ...

  • All at once now....

    Posted on Wednesday April 29th, 2009 at 20:33 in life, zen, crazy theories

    Why does everything happen at the same time?All those weeks when nothing was going on, and I was just going through the motions, and then bam! Three or four deadlines all fall in the same 72 hours. And since I'm procrastinator 85% of the time (it wou...

  • Too Independent?

    Posted on Thursday April 9th, 2009 at 23:32 in thoughts, life, women, crazy theories

    Internet Fodder Post #2You ever see something on the internet while you're just browsing and have something to say about it, but realize that you don't have the vast forum that whoever you read has, so that you can put your word to the people's ear i...

  • Gimme two on GM to cover, and let the rest ride...

    Posted on Sunday April 5th, 2009 at 13:25 in news, bad, markets, parody, crazy theories, 2009

    Ramblings Post #22Capitalism is broken. But much like my car, when it breaks down I fix it, I don't park it in the garage and walk everywhere I need to go. Let me explain to you the idea of my morning commute. There are a lot of things wrong with the...

  • Is Nothing Sacred?

    Posted on Sunday March 29th, 2009 at 06:45 in thoughts, hollywood, bad, idiots, crazy theories, chickenshit

    Ramblings Post #20There are days when I'm certain I'm dreaming, that what is occurring around me has to be some sort of insanity my mind has cooked up. The things I'm seeing and hearing almost certainly can't be actually happening. But as in this cas...

  • Separate but Together

    Posted on Sunday March 1st, 2009 at 18:51 in thoughts, life, crazy theories, grown folks

    Internet Fodder post #1You ever see something on the internet while you're just browsing and have something to say about it, but realize that you don't have the vast forum that whoever you read has, so that you can put your word to the people's ear i...

  • That Word, I do not think it means what you think it means...

    Posted on Wednesday February 25th, 2009 at 07:02 in funny, idiots, crazy theories

    Ramblings Post #13Every now and then, I encounter an anomaly of sense that your average person wouldn't have encountered, not because they're not bright, but simply because they're not curious. Everyday I get surprised by folks who not only don't kno...

  • Are you sure the Economy is going where?

    Posted on Saturday February 21st, 2009 at 18:28 in shopping, atlanta, weekend, crazy theories

    Ramblings Post #12Little did I realize that lurking beyond the edges of my own reality, another whole reality lay waiting to integrated into mine. And thus I bow my head and move unto the light of a new day. Or something like that. I just had the sud...

  • Sometimes...

    Posted on Wednesday February 18th, 2009 at 20:12 in relationships, zen, law, weekend, crazy theories, sporty

    Ramblings Post #11Since in reality, we live our entire lives inside our own heads, those things we miss are things we saw but didn't see. Or something philosophical like that. I think as I get older, and my body takes more and more time to heal from ...

  • You got an overflow of women where exactly?

    Posted on Wednesday February 11th, 2009 at 10:56 in funny, women, atlanta, weekend, crazy theories, 2009

    Ramblings Post #9I'm taking a moment resting my brain from my brief for a very important matter. One crucial to thousands, nay, perhaps hundreds of thousands of lives. I'm talking about the ratio of single men to single women in Atlanta. Now if that ...

  • So, you need how much to get by? Really?

    Posted on Monday February 9th, 2009 at 16:55 in funny, changes, Bullshit, crazy theories, 2009

    Ramblings Post #8Sometimes in the course of the conversation or reading, you come across a statement, a concept and idea that that just boggles the mind. Lewis Black said he once overheard a woman remark "if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have...