muskrat
this blog is truly muskrastic! it's like beltin' two home runs in the same inning, and roundin' the bases real slow.
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the meanest, most amusing prank i’ve ever known
After reading The Nemesing One’s recent post about delighting in the torment of others, I was inspired to write the following tale about Shane, the guy we wished a happy 40th on July 29. When Shane isn’t deploying with me to Iraq, he wo...
a novella: 9 days, 8 nights (aka “mein kampf”)
I credit blame Jack Krakauer, Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, and the Air National Guard for last week. The latter scheduled the plane on which I decided to catch a “hop” (space available flight). The former two told a story that haunted me ...
from anchorage, alaska to bristol, tennessee
On its 4th attempt, the United States Air Force was successfully able to get about 20 “on orders” Airmen and two hitchhikers home via a KC-135 that landed in Nashville. Instead of going home, however, I drove 4hrs east to Bristol, TN fo...
trapped!
Muskrat is trapped in the taiga. His KC-135 Air Force tanker plane has broken down (twice). He hopes to get home in a couple days to revisit the blogosphere (and catch up on a ridiculously large amount of work, he’s sure). The trip has been ...
born free, the muskrat scurries Into the Wild
If this blog were a grocery store out in Bucksnort, Tennessee, there’d be a sign on the door saying “Gone Fishing.” Instead, here’s a post explaining that I’ll be away from the blogosphere for several days, as I’...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 10.00 out of a possible 10 based on 24 comments.
april
yes...please do NOT post a picture of balls, no matter how much u think we would like them!
Bee
You're a lawyer?? Oh-oh. You and I? We're sworn enemies.
Kathy Frederick
I never met a muskrat I didn't like. Except that one time, but I got a shot for it. Terrific blog!
april
great blog, funny and sarcastic :)
Rob
That is some funny stuff on your site. I am a big fan now !
SinisterDan
This page was funny enough that I started thinking good things about lawyers. After a few drinks, that inclination went away, but it's still a great blog.
The Hypocritcal one....
The funniest lawyer I know....definitely worth a read.
leigh
i got muskrat love.
Jeff
Great stuff in easily digestible chunks, like a humorous bowl of kibbles and bits.
Peg Cypher
Funny Blog, and now I got Muskrat Love stuck in my head too--the version Billy Bob Thornton sings in Pushing Tin.
Blog of Bex
Muskrat must be my long lost brother as we share an affinity for parenting and poop. Great blog!
JD at I Do Things
Thanks a lot. Now I can't get "Muskrat Love" out of my head.
Funny blog, tho.
brent
Easily my favorite rodent-named blog, in this or any other universe.
Chris Cameron
There is nothing funnier then Muskrat love, or Captain and Tennille for that matter.
Blaine Fridley
every night i select a new muskrat post to print off and spoon with in bed. this blog is ruining my marriage, and i don't care.
Beau Horner
Who's Monica Belluci and why is she surviving the holocaust? Excellent blog! Good place to go if you want to masturbate the brain.
LOBO
I'm not 100%, but I think this blog ripped me off some way-cool Spiderman glasses.
CrummyJoel
I LOVE muskrat. Especially when it's got some mesquite sauce on it...mmmmmmmmmm......
Nanny Goats (Margaret)
The muskrat doles out the funny like there's no tomorrow! You got your LOLs, your ROFLMAOs...it never ends!
Damon
He's just a good 'ol boy. Never meanin' no harm. Yeah, riiiiight!
Rickey Henderson
Rickey just can't get himself enough muskrat!
Rob Kroese
If I were to wipe out all of humanity except for 2 people, I would leave Mac and Monica Belluci.
Wait, no, ME and Monica Belluci. Dammit, is it too late to change?
Thaddeus Stanley
And those inappropriate things are the best part!
