Jack Payne
Unique personal blog. Shrewd observations.
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My Suburban can run over your Minivan...and will
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Passing out booze and pills like kool aid and fruit snacks. I do own a suburban.... So if you are driving a minivan, and going under the speed limit because you are dispensing goldfish crackers, talking on your cellphone, drinking your Starbucks coffee, and trying to pop pills...watch out!!
- Added on: Sep 25th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Jamie Laybourn
- Listed in: Crude Humor Family Friendly
- Tags: music kids love sex Drink mom
Recent Posts
Thanksgiving is the \'new\' middle child
Folks...we have a injustice here on our hands.A axis of evil is a work...known as the mega department store merchandising spirit of the holiday destroying monster.I have had enough of this. Last I checked..Thanksgiving had reservations for the fourth...
Fight for the Injustice of Monday!
Monday gets a bad rap...and it started with Garfield.I like to set Monday off right.Show it a good time, and then pay the tab.Let it know that while everyone else says they hate him..that I love him like Michale Jackson loved propofol.That if Monday ...
Friday Facts
1. Eagles see better than humans on clear days, humans see better than eagles on foggy days.2. Sex survey: More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month.3. Kentucky Fried Chicken's Col. Sanders was actually born in Indiana.4...
I am not textually active..I am still waiting to have text with the wrong person.
Ok...that used to be true.I was not textually active. But then my friends were all doing it. They were all saying how great it was. How if felt good to text and it wouldn't hurt. That nobody had to know. It would make me cooler and more popular....
Friday Fright Facts
1. PEZ was invented in Austria by a man named Edward Haasand. He named PEZ after the German world "peppermint." It was an adult breath mint that he decided to market as an alternative for smoking. In 1952 PEZ wanted to expand their sales, so they set...
Halloween: A excuse for girls to dress like sluts
What the heck is going on.Since when did Halloween turn into "Dress like a Hooker Day?"Did I miss the memo?Well, I guess I did.Which is fine for adults...if that is what you want to do...to make yourself feel young and frisky..to have a day where peo...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 3 comments.
Don Lewis
You can't go wrong here. Not a mommy blog. Or maybe so, but on mescaline. I highly recommend this one. And I rated her first. Sweeeeet!
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