Recent Posts Tagged With 'sarcastic mommy blogger'

• I\'m begging her to whine . . .

  Posted on Monday November 9th, 2009 at 12:49 in mom blogger, sarcastic mommy blogger, whiney kids, please whine

  I've been searching online for a USED copy of the "Parenting Manual/Handbook".Ya know, the one I was talking about here?I haven't found one yet.Geesh, I guess I'll just have to have another kid in order to get a NEW one.:shrugging shoulders...

• If I could shake it....I would but I cant....so I won\'t

  Posted on Friday November 6th, 2009 at 08:05 in embarrassing moments, mama kats writers workshop, sarcastic mommy blogger, the toot heard around the world

  The Year : 1994 or was it 1993?The Place: Homeroom *9th grade*Sitting in my desk, chatting it up with a few other girls.....Someone said something funny and we began to laugh.LaughGiggleMaybe even a few snorts in between a giggle and a laughAnd then ...

• My hips don\'t lie

  Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 in super mom in training, sarcastic mommy blogger, i eat my kids candy

  I hear about it every year . . .Moms all over the country (ok, maybe I am exaggerating a little) talking about how they make their children trade their halloween candy for a toy.Reasons: Candy is unhealthy.Candy rots the teeth.Candy contains too much...