There's a vast right wing conspiracy? OK, well then here's mine, Hillary. Assimilate or perish!
Check your preconceived notions of conservatives at the door, please, and don't forget to bring your sense of humor. ;-)
For those of you who aren’t Futurama enthusiasts, the aforementioned line is taken from an episode where an angry mob of water aliens are trying to get through a thick wooden door by ramming themselves into it (with the predictable “sploo...
Presented without comment, one truly inspirational video. Copyright © 2004-2008, http://bamapachyderm.com. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (67.192.97.106) ...
A couple cool vids that I came across while cruising YouTube. First a snail eating lettuce. It’s way cool and has some good music to it too! This next one reminds me of those Hollywood types that attack paparazzi. Presenting a spider attacki...
Sometime last week everyone in America heard a loud splatting sound. The sound, of course, was a certain joy that was produced (use your shameful imagination) by Democrats upon Leon Panetta’s admission that the previous administration had con...
Nothing is more fun than making a prediction or two. So, I’m starting an ongoing series, early here, about some of my prognostications for the future. First one here pertains to the 2012 Democratic Ticket. Joe Biden gets dropped. I’d ...
Stimulus fallout. Hmm. Sounds like a disease caused by masturbation. Interesting. Anyway, Chris is having major ADD this week. I started out on Sister Toldjah’s website and on it she had a link to a clip of Falling Down. I watched the clip...
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takebackourcountrynowIf anyone is interested, I have a petition online against the Cap and Trade bill. Please feel free to sign and/or forward the link as you see fit:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/StopTheHR2454Bill/
MAS1916Politics really is fun! You just can't make this stuff up! Like Obama entering the Oval Office through a window! They thought GWB was stupid! Ha!
EverlyYour blog is great! Nice to know there are other females with my views! Check out my blog if you get a chance www.babiesforchange.blogspot.com
JessicaVery witty blog. Coming from a fence walking democrat, I'm quite impressed :-). Keep up the great work, very witty and interesting.
JTGreat blog! Here's another conspiracy for you. The word is that Cindy McCain's "How about that Sarah Palin" speech at the RNC happened a little differently than what was broadcast on network television. Here is the portion that was later edited. The Obama campaign was considering leaking this video ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwl0b0KHVg
GregCan you tell from the high pitched shrill coming from the die-hard Hillary supporters, that they fear a Right Wing Conservative Republican woman might beat the Liberals to the White House? You would think that ALL women are Hillary supporters and NO OTHER WOMEN are out there to vote for Governor Palin. And they really believe it, that's what's most startling.
lindmFor the three trillion dollar cost ($3,000,000,000,000) of the Iraq War, the U.S. Government could have bought 139,000,000 Prius or Honda Hybrids for every driver of standard autos and SUVs in the U.S. This would have cut automobile gasoline costs for automobile drivers by half or more. Purchase and repair costs would have been eliminated for quite a time. Those who have suffered from the Republican downward spiral of wages for the past thirty years would have a breath of fresh air. Those who have suffered from unaffordable rental rates because of illegal immigration for cheap labor for Republican businessmen would have a little more in their pockets.
Japan would be happy.
Environmentalists would be happy.
Business owners would be happy (instead of out of business).
There would be enough used metal to recycle for our infrastructure needs.
Jay O.I enjoy reading your blog.
docU.S. Senator John McCain - Arizona
First 100 Days in Office Plan :
1.Illegal Immigration: Close the border down with troops and a complete fence. Activate instant Social Security Number check. Enforce fines and other laws against employers hiring illegal immigrants. Provide free transport home to any illegal who turns themselves into Ice.
2.National Debt of 9 Trillion Dollars: This debt is a burden on the American People and the U.S. Government. It must be paid off now. I will ask the Congress to pass a 1% fee on all wholesale goods transactions. This money will go directly to the Treasury and be used solely for paying off the National Debt. When this has been accomplished all moneys collected by this fee will then be used to set up a Social Security lock box fund. This money will be used to pay off all the money the Government has borrowed from Social Security since 1966. The money cannot be used for any other purpose. Congress will have no access to this money at any time.
3.Auto Industry Revitalization: I will Hold a Public Summit meeting with all US Auto Makers and the UAW. This will be to discuss how best to pay for changing the US Auto Industry from steel panel construction to Carbon Panel construction on all new cars. At present, technology exists to cut half the weight off of cars, thus doubling the gas mileage. This same Carbon Panel technology is also 5 times stronger then steel. The cost of these carbon panels is the same as or less then steel. We can have lighter, stronger and more fuel efficient cars within two years. The main draw back is tooling the old steel stamping plants into new Carbon Panel plants. This is a major expense for an industry that is down on its heels. The summit will find a way to pay for this and make the USA the leading car manufacturer once again. The jobs created by this will be numerous and and should spread to all 50 states in a short period of time.
4.Alternative Energy Summit: This summit will be held to coordinate all Federal and State alternative energy plans as well as to consolidate buying power. The cost of alternative energy is too high. This is due to the bizarre web of taxpayer credits and write offs. The alternative energy company's are milking this confusion for all it is worth. I would propose that all the moneys in all the plans be consolidated and the one buyer use its purchasing power to drive prices down. The purchased products could then be passed onto the tax payer at cost plus reasonable handling fee. This would spur alternative energy company growth as well bring many new company's on line. The end result will be a huge decrease in carbon gases, a lowering of prices by at least half, a cutting of the need to build new power plants.
5.Oil price Summit: Within days of taking office I will order the Justice Department to investigate price fixing in all commodities markets. It has been obvious for far too long that these markets are being manipulated and the American taxpayer is getting the bill. I will then hold an open summit with oil company leaders and congressional leaders. The oil company leaders will be asked to make their best case for drilling in all known areas in the US that contain oil and natural gas. The congress will have to mandate environmental safe guards but still listen to what really needs to be done. For far too long oil and gas drilling has been turned into an us against them political game. It shouldn't be. Because the Football ends up being the American taxpayers wallet. This has to stop. Now.
6.Taxes: At this time, with the country heading into a natural down turn in growth it would be unwise to raise taxes. As many before me have done, I will try and come up with a better tax system. All input will be welcomed and accepted. Hopefully, we can put aside partisan bickering and get the job done this time.
7.Trade Agreements: Trade helps the US grow. To restrain trade borders on economic suicide. The last time this country did that we got the Great Depression and then WW2. Lets not go there again, Please. I do agree that new trade agreements, unlike the past agreements of Nafta and WTO with China, both passed by the Clinton administration have serious short comings. If a trade agreement is going to devastate an American industry then it shouldn't be passed without helping the people in that industry retrain or reeducate for another industry. It is nice to have low priced goods available for the American people. But you have to have Americans who can afford to buy them. Under WTO with China this is the case. Additionally China has not lived up to its end of the agreement. I will give China 90 days to get into compliance and then I will start enforcing the agreement to the letter. If China has a problem with this they can always end the agreement.
8.The War on Terror: All the Hope in the World won't get Radical Islam to Change. These Terrorists are bent on destroying western civilization, human rights, constitutional rights, religious freedom and just about every other right you can think of. They want to take the world back to the 6th century enslave all women and kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. The war against this tyranny will continue under my administration. All input and advice as to real solutions will also be listened to and good ideas will be acted on. But to surrender and then try and hide behind the oceans of the world is not an alternative.
9.Health Care Price Reform: The best way to lower health insurance costs is to break up the Health Care Industry monopoly. I would due this by giving every American a Tax Credit to buy health insurance with. All Americans making less then 250 thousand dollars a year down to zero will be eligible for this. I will then instruct congress to rewrite health insurance laws. The new laws would allow anyone to buy insurance from any company in the fifty states. Company plans would not be allowed. pre-existing condition exclusions. Every citizen would be responsible for buying their own plan. All company's would be required to offer a family plan to any two people calling themselves a family and living under the same roof for more then 1 year.
10.Infrastructure Repair: The National US infrastructure is in great need of repair. A funding source thats inviolate is needed. This will guarantee continuity in repairs. At present this problem has turned into a Pork barrel from hell in the Congress. I will have the appropriate agency's work together and come up with a list of what needs to be repaired and or replaced and in what order it should be done. To pay for this I will ask the Congress to enact the following fees. A $2.00 dollar fee on all new individual tire sales. A 25 cent fee on all quarts of oil. A 1% fee on all sales of wholesale auto and truck parts. 25% of these fees will be set aside for mass transit repair and or replacement. Once these fees are in place Congress will have no control of the money. The money will disbursed according to the agreed on punch list of repairs and or replacements by the agency's directly in charge of the projects. The Congress will hold oversight hearings every 6 months to check on progress and question all associated costs. Congress will have the power to shut down for cause any run away project such as the Big Dig if they are not satisfied that the Tax Payer is getting their moneys worth.
Scott MillerWell done...funny!
E-BabeLOVE, LOVE, LOVE the blog. Perfect. You're the first "10" I've had. Yay...
awannabe writerGreat insights on your blog. Love your humorous witty layout too. Great stuff.
Doug WelchI have always liked your blog. You have many interesting posts
Theresa HallIs there a theory behind it? You know. Like the Mel Gibson movie? Just kidding. I really like the design and the avatar. Stop by for a read soon. Cheers!
taylorblueVery awesome blog...sadly...i don't like politics because you make it look fun...
thepoetrymanSense of humor? You mean like the Half Hour Comedy Hour? Oh! I kid the conservatives... Best of luck with your blog here.
Peace.
Comedy PlusLove your blog. Well, I'm conservative too :)
Confessing Girlamazing blog!! great content keep on blogging
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