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New Age Bitch
http://www.newagebitch.com
This blog is dedicated to those who have figured out how life works: it’s great to be nice, but not if it’s at your own expense. Taking care of yourself doesn’t mean being selfish; it means loving yourself in the highest way possible.
It means being outrageous sometimes. It means letting go of judgments, and letting yourself out.
It means not worrying about what other people think.
It means saying what you know and sometimes not knowing what you are saying but saying it anyway. It means taking risks, jumping off that cliff in front of you.
So, whatever. I have access to the Eternal Book Of Everything and I’ll share it with you, piece by piece, right here.
- Added on: Aug 11th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: New Age Bitch
- Listed in: Observational Humor Spirituality
- Tags: life humor blogging Spirituality New Age satire
Recent Posts
The Universe is not your bitch, yo
This morning, a random selection from the NAB Mailbag: Dear New Age Bitch, I read that our thoughts create our reality. And I’m really starting to believe it! Last Christmas, the Friday before when all the malls were like PACKED I started pictu...
Forgiveness is bullshit.
We all have a friend like this. You know the one. Ditsy, big watery eyes, forever gazing up at the sky and sighing with apparent lack of brain function. And then looking at you earnestly, telling you that in order to be happy, you have to forgive you...
Ode to Wal-Mart, especially the old dude who slapped a crying kid
Oh, you gotta love Wal-Mart. I know I do. After all, the smell — it’s the same in every store, trust me, The Bitch has done her research — is addictive, kind of like the secret 361 unpronounceable ingredients in every Happy Meal that keep y...
Ascension: New Age crap or humanity’s next step?
Ah, 1997. Remember Teh Internets back then*? Prodigy. AOL. Dial-up! The height of technology was the Hamster Dance, one of a horrific endless plague of cute little tiny animated GIFs. Remember them? Those little suckers were everywhere, at least unti...
How to read signs and omens
Dudes, you welcomed The Bitch back with open arms. Awesome! (Next time, a little deodorant, maybe? Think of others before you embrace so fervently.) And now the pressure is on. Fine. In the last eight months or whatever, The Bitch has had plenty of t...
Return of The Bitch
Holy shit, people. It’s 2009. True story: I was driving down a deserted country road somewhere in New Mexico, or maybe upstate New York, last December. I hear this WHOMPWHOMPWHOMP noise at 70 mph and I pull over. Yep, the left rear tire is flat...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.88 out of a possible 5 based on 25 comments.
Susan DeAngelis
Lovin' your blog.
Sue
Mike Fish
I had a great time reading your blog
timethief
Outrageously funny, confrontational non-conformist eccentric shit - I love it. I'm hooked. I subscribed.
samkilljoy
LOVE IT!!! Cant wait to read more...
kiwipino
Love your Blog, I will definitely be back.
I have subscribed to you RSS.
Stephanie
Hi Darling Bitch... Could you give a look to my book? Written by a fellow sexy new age bitch - a former taxi dirver?
Love From Both Sides - A True Story of Soul Survival and Sacred Sexuality.
You can download chapters at Findhorn.com. Here's one of the many reviews from Barnes & Noble...
"Love is Love and not Fade Away
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Posted November 20, 2008, 6:30 PM EST: A friend recommended this book to me and of course I was cynical but Ms. Risely's wonderful storytelling won me over.
Even if you don't believe in psychic phenomena, voices from the dead, estorica, et al. you will surely believe in the real, engrossing, dynamic love story that unfolds in the course of this fascinating book. The author is a wonderful writer who invites you into her world, and that of her husband Dan and lets you see the authentic progression of a true marriage across time and space.
It gave me hope for the future, and even hope for the past, and I would recommend it to anyone."
Louise Bostock
Bloody hilarious.
Rose
I enjoyed reading the posts on your blog - the only complaint that I have is that I wasn't able to add any comments - *I guess its because I'm not a Word Press member
James Bashkin
This is one great blog! Outstanding content and crisp design from NAB: read early and read often, you'll thank yourself.
Support Team
Truly one of the best blogs I've read in a very very long time, but you knew that already. That's the closest to 'reality' that others may enjoy, when reading your thoughts.
Thank you for 'sharing',
Have a great Year! {or rather years ahead}
AA
Jeff Baker
You bitch better than I do and that really pisses me off.
Alexander M Zoltai
O.K., ya hooked me...
Added you to my RSS Reader...
~ Alex
Angie Stafford
Nothing better than a funny bitch! You do it well! Funny, funny stuff.
erick
Bitching is sexy. Well, when it's about shit other than me. Great job.
Terena
Thanks for adding me to your group and showing me your blog. It's fantastic! As a practicing Buddhist, your blog hsf me laughing my ass off! Keep it up. I'm spreading the word to some other Spiritual type friends.
Tony
Really fun blog.
santosh
really interesting.
Moon-Writer
Your blog got my attention! I like your style
Moon-Writer
mommish
Great blog!
Seth Garrison
Well worth the price of admission
Matt Lit
you rock, bitch! steak, it is!
from somewhere on Colorado's Continental Divide where Hunters and Vegans somehow coexist...
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New Age Bitch
Hey, thanks, I know I am awesome.
Angie Alaniz
What a perfect title for your blog. :)
I really enjoyed reading it.
Exactly to the point; always right; funny too. What else could we want?
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