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Nice try, creep.
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A series of sordid sexual advances incumbent in the world of online dating, as chronicled by two young authors.
- Added on: Sep 9th, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: 'Leigh
- Listed in: Social Commentary Relationships
- Tags: sex Dating comedy Online Dating dating disasters pick-up lines
Recent Posts
[SUBMISSION] Here for a fantasy
I got this a couple of months ago and laughed so hard I couldn’t even delete it. Subject: hey sexy I am not sure what you are here for but i’m here for a fantasy..your profile piqued my interest and you sound like a cool person but the ma...
Most wanted angles list
Subject: … I guess u r lost bcoz I just saw the most wanted angles’ list and u r on top.. I thought I’d never see a pick up line that was worse than this one. Clearly I was mistaken, for I am now blessed with the most wanted “...
Conservatives seeking conservatives
I wonder what kind of messages we’d get if this site actually existed. Courtesy of the Rick Mercer Report....
You’re an ugly bitch.
The following is an excerpt from the longest message I have ever received, at an astounding 5000+ characters. This man kept saying goodbye, but would just continue typing. …okay okay awesome beautiful sexy penguin i should really go do someth...
wantafriend says…
Subject: wow I’d throw it in your donut! Not into the cream-filled kind, but thanks....
You must be going to hell
Subject: Hey Beautiful You must be going to hell, because it’s a sin to look so good. This is undoubtedly in the upper echelon of awful pickup lines, right along with “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and “You must be t...
