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Garbage Island
I haven't been able to stop thinking about this since I first heard about it on NPR, this 'Garbage Island' twice the size of Texas which is floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The island is made up of toxic materials, primarily of plastic an...
Single/Bilingual
Here's an interview I did with my friend Joe, who is writing a paper for his English class about bilingual people. I thought I'd share it with you guys.-----When did you start learning your second language?I grew up in the Philippines. In true over-a...
*groan*
I'm still nursing a hangover. Leave me alone....
Gay Pride Festivities
Some gay people think that Gay Pride should be where we show the world that we are just like your next door neighbors, harmless and totally benign. Some people think that we should not flaunt our differences, if we want to have total equality. I tota...
Facebook
I thought that I was done with these stupid social networking sites, but I guess my desire for Internet Fame is still there. So now, you can friend me on Facebook. If you don't friend me, I may have to eat a boxful of Entenmann's Little Bites. That ...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 9.44 out of a possible 10 based on 16 comments.
Blaine Fridley Said:
witty and quick. i don't even miss the lactose. good luck on the novel!
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Michelle Cepeda Said:
Fantastically sarcastic writing. Love the blog, and anyone with the courage to have a dildo for a paperweight. ;-)
Tony Said:
Paul must have a lot of friends.
Haus Said:
The guy doesn't like milk, but don't let that stop you from reading this blog.
John Said:
(In)famously compared to David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs, No Milk Please does not hold a candle to either of these authors, a tealight maybe...
HW Said:
LOL never laughed so hard at a post before, keep it up.
Beth Said:
I feel totally inadequate in giving praise to Paul's blog. But I thought I'd give it a try anyway. His writing never fails to amuse me and his links are always so enlightening. If only the whole world could know how funny and clever you are! Keep it up!
Goody Said:
If you've ever found yourself wondering just what sort of relationship Snow White had with all those dwarfs, then this is the blog for you. Or how to deal with scalp stains from haircolour. OK, even if that never caused you to lose sleep, this is excellent reading-very, very funny stuff-and I'm a miserable, humourless old b***h-what an endorsement! I'd give No Milk Please a vote of 10 because it has a good beat and I can dance to it!
Joe Said:
Just because I am a friend of Paul's doesn't mean I am biased. READ HIS BLOG!!! :P
koolguy Said:
I recommend that you visit my man Paul at No Milk Please. He's a great guy and funny to boot! He talks about shit (figuratively and literally) and always has me in stitches!

