Blaine Fridley
witty and quick. i don't even miss the lactose. good luck on the novel!
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Blog Detail
No Milk Please
http://nomilk.blogspot.com
Queer. Irreverent. Dairy-Free.
- Added on: Nov 26th, 2004
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: nomilkpls
- Listed in: Gay and Lesbian Entertainment Humor
- Tags: gay funny humor sex queer homosexual
Recent Posts
Sorry
Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted for awhile. It's not that I haven't thought about it, I have, but every time I start to write something, it's just been too depressing. I have come to the conclusion that for me, blogging is not something I do when I ...
Sorry
Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted for awhile. It's not that I haven't thought about it, I have, but every time I start to write something, it's just been too depressing. I have come to the conclusion that for me, blogging is not something I do when I ...
Toilet Paper Roll
When a toilet paper roll is yet to be unfurled, its direction is unknown. Like cellophane tape, you see the edge, the line, but you don't know its direction. Clockwise, counter-clockwise, it's a mystery. Until you pick at it and then suddenly, you kn...
Chicago Missed Connections
As seen on Chicago's craigslist:FFC E Lakeview - m4m - 29 (Stairs)We past each other and I glanced down the stairs and saw you looking up. Was around 7:30 I think. I think we have a future together.Straight (?) guy at my gym... - m4m - 26 (Chicago Pa...
Burning - Redux
Remember back to when I first reported a burning sensation I had back there? You don't? I don't know why you would forget such an important event in my life that involved my butthole. I question your loyalty. Anyway, once in a while it flares up and ...
Recession Depression
It's really not that easy to stay upbeat in this recession. Some of my friends here at work have lost their jobs. The worst part about it is the Survivor's Guilt that I am feeling, that I am still here and they are gone. I mean, would it be better i...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.76 out of a possible 5 based on 17 comments.
mwaybob
Love your blog, also love most formats of milk
Lenny
It is pretty cool:-)
abba girl
great blog. love your writing and style.
Nick
Love your blog!
Michelle Cepeda
Fantastically sarcastic writing. Love the blog, and anyone with the courage to have a dildo for a paperweight. ;-)
Santosuke Pompadour
Such a fun blog!
augel
you are intellectually funny...
what's that?! lol
Tony
Paul must have a lot of friends.
Haus
The guy doesn't like milk, but don't let that stop you from reading this blog.
John
(In)famously compared to David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs, No Milk Please does not hold a candle to either of these authors, a tealight maybe...
HW
LOL never laughed so hard at a post before, keep it up.
Beth
I feel totally inadequate in giving praise to Paul's blog. But I thought I'd give it a try anyway. His writing never fails to amuse me and his links are always so enlightening. If only the whole world could know how funny and clever you are! Keep it up!
Goody
If you've ever found yourself wondering just what sort of relationship Snow White had with all those dwarfs, then this is the blog for you. Or how to deal with scalp stains from haircolour. OK, even if that never caused you to lose sleep, this is excellent reading-very, very funny stuff-and I'm a miserable, humourless old b***h-what an endorsement! I'd give No Milk Please a vote of 10 because it has a good beat and I can dance to it!
Joe
Just because I am a friend of Paul's doesn't mean I am biased. READ HIS BLOG!!! :P
koolguy
I recommend that you visit my man Paul at No Milk Please. He's a great guy and funny to boot! He talks about shit (figuratively and literally) and always has me in stitches!
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