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Not Always Right
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- Author: NotAlwaysRight
- Listed in: Humor Career & Jobs
- Tags: funny humor quotes stupid customer
- Added on: Nov 4th, 2007
- Country: United States
- Language: English
Not Always Right is a collection of funny and stupid customer quotes!
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Why Everything Seems To Take Forever
Library patron: “I need to get on a computer.” Me: “I’m sorry… as the sign on the sign-up computer says, the entire computer system is down.” Library patron:“Oh, I just need to check my email.” Me: R...
Basic Subtraction, How I Miss Thee
Me: “Hi welcome to [ice cream shop], how can I help you?” Customer: “Yes, I would like to order that new Thin Mint Blizzard.” Me: “Alright, what size?” Customer: “Small.” Me: “Can I get you anythi...
Low Expectations, Gotta Love ‘Em
Me: “Hello, how are you today?” Customer: “Hi, can you ring this stuff up and tell me how much it is?” Me: “Uh… yeah. That’s kind of what I do.” Customer: “Okay, but can you put it in bags too? I ...
Exorcisms Not Included
(I was a cashier at a popular toy store chain when a woman came up to the register with an opened Ouija board.) Customer: “I’d like to return this, please.” Me: “Is there anything in particular that’s wrong with it?̶...
When Not In Rome…
(A customer came in looking for a specific FM transmitter. I pointed him in the right direction and he came back five minutes later with the device in hand.) Me: “Found it alright?” Customer: “Yup. I came, I saw, I conquered.”...
