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  • Why Everything Seems To Take Forever

    Posted on Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 04:20 in

    Library patron: “I need to get on a computer.” Me: “I’m sorry… as the sign on the sign-up computer says, the entire computer system is down.” Library patron:“Oh, I just need to check my email.” Me: R...

  • Basic Subtraction, How I Miss Thee

    Posted on Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 04:19 in

    Me: “Hi welcome to [ice cream shop], how can I help you?” Customer: “Yes, I would like to order that new Thin Mint Blizzard.” Me: “Alright, what size?” Customer: “Small.” Me: “Can I get you anythi...

  • Low Expectations, Gotta Love ‘Em

    Posted on Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 04:16 in

    Me: “Hello, how are you today?” Customer: “Hi, can you ring this stuff up and tell me how much it is?” Me: “Uh… yeah. That’s kind of what I do.” Customer: “Okay, but can you put it in bags too? I ...

  • Exorcisms Not Included

    Posted on Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 04:08 in , toy store

    (I was a cashier at a popular toy store chain when a woman came up to the register with an opened Ouija board.) Customer: “I’d like to return this, please.” Me: “Is there anything in particular that’s wrong with it?̶...

  • When Not In Rome…

    Posted on Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 04:06 in , retail

    (A customer came in looking for a specific FM transmitter. I pointed him in the right direction and he came back five minutes later with the device in hand.) Me: “Found it alright?” Customer: “Yup. I came, I saw, I conquered.”...

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