Not Always Right is a collection of funny and stupid customer quotes!
Recent Posts(Pet Store | Calgary, AB, Canada)Me: “Thank you for calling [pet store], how can I help you?” Customer: “Yes, operator. Can you please connect me to [pet store]?” Me: “This is [pet store], ma’am.” Customer: &...
(Library | Edmonton, AB, Canada)(I am working at the library reference desk. A teen patron approaches.) Me: “Hi! What can I help you with?” Customer: *looking away and fiddling with his hair* “Um…do you smoke pot?” Me: &...
(Clothing Store | Melbourne, Australia)(A customer comes up to me with a knitted poncho.) Customer: “Excuse me, is this 100% wool?” Me: “No, it’s 100% acrylic.” Customer: “Are you sure? It feels like wool.” ...
(Electronics Retail | Calgary, AB, Canada)Customer: “Hey, you guys shouldn’t have this DVD on the shelf! It’s very inappropriate!” (The customer hands me a copy of “Jesus Christ: Superstar”.) Me: “What’...
(Retail | Ohio, USA)Me: “Good morning, ma’am. What can I help you with today?” Customer: “Do you have this product here?” *points to a video game in our ad* Me: “Certainly, ma’am. Just take that aisle down he...
(Ice Cream Shop | Tasmania, Australia)(Note: I am standing under a sign that says ‘Gluten-Free Mousse’) Customer: “Is the gluten-free mousse gluten free?” Me: “You mean the ‘gluten-free mousse’?” Customer: R...
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Michael HunterI can't believe I'm actually reading about you degrading someone on a self esteem site. Why don't you try actually speaking to the subject, instead of trying to make it the comedy hour?
http://www.achievepurposenow.com/category/self-esteem/self-help
I created this blog to contain what I think is some of the funniest videos and p…
A place to share my favourite jokes, quotes and sayings and somewhere to ramble…
a place where i put my random thoughts its like a sneak peek in my head.
This blog is hilarious. It's amazing what some people will do.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 | Report This Comment