Seditious satire and further nonsense. Hellward bound in a clapped-out handcart behold the certifiable musings on the crapness of modern life from a self-confessed miserable old bark.
Recent PostsI dunno. I’m away for a month or so and Jade Goody dies. That’s all I wish to say about her in particular. I don’t wish to dwell on whatever her motives were for gaudily auctioning practically every aspect of the last seven years of...
Following a harrowing past few weeks, reflected in his ever more desperate cries of despair, Jeffman is taking a long lie down in a very dark room. Hopefully he will be up and back amongst them sometime next week. In the meantime, why not take a gand...
Just a note to announce the launch of Jeffman’s music review blog, Head Full of Snow. Dealing in psychedelic rock, psych-pop, acid, space, classic, prog rock and all that good stuff from the late 60s and 70s it will certainly be one for anybod...
In the song Working Class Hero, John Lennon says: “As soon as you’re born they make you feel small, By giving you no time instead of it all, Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all…” Now even moreso than ever. As well ...
The vile anti-freedom, pro-tory, pro-fascist shitrag that is the Daily Mail, have this week all but run a campaign to get Carol Thatcher reinstated on our TV screens. Not a day has gone by without them publishing some form of article on their website...
Not at all. No sir. Not one jot! But in other news, not much seems to be happening outside of the country grinding to a halt following a heavy downpour of snow. By heavy downpour, I mean ‘dusting’. By country, I mean ‘London’....
This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 9 comments.
Jeff MannDon't believe a word any of them say. This is clearly a blog for idiots and the cerebrally challenged.
Whoever thought 'care in the community' would be a good thing, needs shooting!
And then burying with this shabby excuse of a blog as an example to all.
StaticJeff Mann, a quondam circuit preacher, cigar smoker, chemistry teacher and volunteer fireman, has settled into his new life as a blazing saddle blogger.
His ideals much like his choice of words are likened to sand dunes crossing your divided consciousness, which speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a Spanish village ablaze.
From the web pages of Jeffman:
"Da roof da roof is on fire, we don't need no water just let the muthafuka burn.."
Burn muthafuka burn!
Standing in a pile of ashes, you suddenly realize have been visited by Jeff Mann the Pyromaniac.
DamoThis blog will surely destroy all others one day, its rays of genius stretch beyond the netz and into the world outside further then any other blog has gone before, it is the second coming, go there now and praise it....with your genitals.
StaticJeffman is the Ayatollah of Confusion on the night of Divali. He turns the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol with a smile at passing insects. His writings are like the sweet snap of a bra strap upon a sunburnt back.
I find Not What It Used To Be - to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights. How can I help but use your words as a means for self-asphyxiation, I ask you Jeffman, HOW?!
After reading his newest entry about BDSM Amphibian Porn, I pooped some and then I was left in a convexing pomp and sacral trance.
Jeff MannThis man is obviously a fool. Another nutter let loose on the interwebz whilst his carer's back is turned. Jeffman should be beaten with sticks until the cows come home. I really do despair at times.
Angie StaffordAnyone musing on the crapness of modern life, gets my vote! Witty, sarcastic, fun -- what's not to like?!!
pinklatexblogWord!
Danny LoweGreat blog. Very funny (and honest).
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