Recent Posts Tagged With 'bodily functions'

• The Witching Hour

  Posted on Friday September 25th, 2009 at 13:21 in Faith, owen, bodily functions

  It’s the witching hour. Four PM. Joel is clinging to my leg like a lamprey, as Owen is screeching from the bathroom, “Mommy! I need toilet paper. TOI-LET PA-PER! RIGHT NOW!”    I scoop up Joel and walk towards the noise, only to see...

• Trashy Town

  Posted on Monday August 24th, 2009 at 12:34 in owen, bodily functions

  Inexplicably, Owen has decided that trash cans, once again, are really cool. We went through Trash Cans=Heaven when he was 18 months old. That was the time of the delightful trip to the National Zoo. We were all, "Owen! Look! Pandas!" and he was all,...

• Q and A

  Posted on Sunday April 19th, 2009 at 13:12 in bodily functions, owenisms

  Owen has entered the "Why?" stage of his toddlerhood, which makes each day a bit more....thought-provoking."Mommy, why are you putting lipstick on?'Why indeed? I heard on a biological/unconscious level, women paint their lips because it simulates the...