Recent Posts Tagged With 'joke of the week'

• Answering Service Installed at Mental Health Institute

  Posted on Monday November 10th, 2008 at 00:20 in mental health, answering service, joke of the week

  New Answering Service Installed at Mental Health Institutes “Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multip...

• Baby Birth Orders for Moms: What happens during 1, 2, and 3.

  Posted on Tuesday October 28th, 2008 at 13:21 in joke of the week

  What to wear 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the B...