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Odd Astrology
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Everyone loves to read their horoscope whether they’re willing to admit it or not. There are countless traditional horoscope writers out there but I'm too strange to be one of them. Every Monday I publish twelve short satirical narratives for zodiac freaks. My horoscopes are written to amuse people by exploring their existential messes using an irreverent sensibility. Enjoy!
- Author: Catho
- Listed in: Satirical News Social Commentary
- Tags: astrology witty odd horoscopes satirical irreverent
Recent Posts
Aries for the week of November 2 2009
List of hot celebs: Miriah, De Niro, Madonna, ARIES…well why not? Your planet Neptune thinks you can pull it off, so there’s no point in my arguing with any mad plan Neptune throws your way. Instead consider me your enabler. For your full on cele...
Aquarius for the week of November 2 2009
Aquarius you’re a new born star while the rest of us are burned out black holes. We have to shade our eyes from the light emitting from your gas centre. Which reminds me I have to invite my Aquarius friend over to my house later because my living r...
Scorpio for the week of November 2 2009
The thing is Scorpio is that the planets Saturn and Neptune are making you a bit obssessive this week. Your obsessions are about why people ain’t doin’ what they’re supposed to be doin’ for you. The problem is when we obsess about people itâ€...
Virgo for the week of November 2 2009
Virgo setting aside your shrill voice, hypochondriacal tendencies, and frigid manner, what people don’t understand is that you have a beautiful mind. This week your Sun Sign’s ruler Mercury is letting you get your kicks above the waistline. Plane...
Taurus for the week of November 2 2009
The ancient zodiac symbol for Taurus is the ox. Four thousand years ago people heavily relied on the bull for survival. That slow movin’, grass chewin’, endless poopin’ old bull helped humanity become agrarian. So what’s that got to do with...
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