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Corbeil\'s awesomeness is fueled by cookies
The Moooooose have won two in a row. Tonight they defeated the PEI Rocket by a score of 4-1. It would have been 4-0 had the Rocket not destroyed Corbeil's shutout bid with only 30.5 seconds remaining in the game. What a bunch of stupid fucktards. Grr...
Champions indeed
I kinda thought that this game might be a disaster. Let me explain. As the camera screened the bench during the national anthem one of the boys had his finger firmly planted up his nose. Was this game going to be just as embarrassing?As it turns out ...
Busy or lazy? Pre-game/post game
I have not run off and committed suicide following the demotion of Alex MacDonald. I have just been so busy that I don't want to spend my down time blogging. I have lost my creative juices. Blame science.Last Wednesday the Mooseheads lost to the Sain...
Something to appease the masses
game video from Sea Dogs TV...
Another word for ref is scunt
The Halifax Mooseheads lost to the Montreal Jr. by a score of 6-2**. Hold your ____________*. A post in this very space is inevitably eventual (is that redundant?).*insert dirty word here**yes I am drunk and apparently incapable of distinguishing be...
Give me one reason to stay here...
The Halifax Mooseheads were shut out by the Saint John Sea Dogs by a score of 4-0.Pink in the rink is cursed.I don't know what to say. Ummmm Gillard did something fancy in the first period and Grant's point streak ended (sads).Overall the game did no...
Tit slapped
Arrrrrg the Titan. Don't they make you just want to give up boobs all together and become an ass man? Yeah, I thought as much.Last night the Mooseheads took on the Acadie-Bathurst Titan at the K-C Irving regional centre in Bathurst and lost by a scor...
Shame didn't work
As a member of the Mooseheads Borg-like collective of fans I must admit that I am feeling the pain. The Mooseheads promotions people would call me the 7th player. I do have a street hockey stick – I call it the ovipositor (that has dual meaning) -...
The team that Cam Russell Built
Tonight the Mooseheads lost 6-4 to the Chicoutimi Sagueneens. I did not watch the game because I was out being festive with my girlfriends. Yes, that involves massive wine consumption.Maybe the boys were hot, maybe they were not. I do not know. All I...
Mooseheads: now with even more Stray Cats
There have been a few roster moves in Moose country. Not only has 18 year old Dutch-American forward Lester Brown been signed to a contract but the Moose have acquired Paul Dimitruk, a 19 year old defenseman, off waivers from the Moncton Wildcats. Th...
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I am swamped.Moose lost to the Rouyn-Noranda Huskies by a score of 4-2. Moose goals were by Bety and the one armed man*, Knotek and Lemieux had the assists.Cookies to the one armed man: he can hit, he can score, and he can use that one good hand to.....
All my friends say that, of course, it's gonna get better
MOOSE WIN 6-1. I KNOW. I am so excited.It is like I don't have to break up with my Moose for being bad in bed... or at hockey. Finally, satisfaction. Now all I have to do is teach them to cook and make sure they clean up after themselves and they mi...
I don\'t want to talk about it
It it enough to say that the Mooseheads lost again, this time to the Rimouski Oceanic by a score of 4-3 in regulation?0-7-0-0.Am I doing my 'no job' well enough by just stating that fact alone?No! Too bad. If I am in the mood I will blog more later.S...
Why won't Cam let Alex MacDonald be great?
Alex has been a healthy scratch for three games in a row now. Has he been put in quarantine because he may have Q-girl cooties from having passed me over my season tickets (*le sigh*)?...and what of Jessyko? He tries so hard!... wait, Sawyer Hannah ...
Sugah
Let's get the painful part out of the way - Moose lost 5-2 to the Gatineau Olympiques last night. This is the Moose's 5th loss in a row. We are currently pointless - the worst team in the whole CHL (well, the Lethbridge Hurricanes are 0-4-0-0 and the...
We lose because...
...we are so young and we have so many rookies. Right?Wrong!The Mooseheads lost to the Saint John Sea Dogs by a score of 6-1. It appears as if there was a total meltdown in the third period. Where is the stamina?Did you know that the Sea Dogs have th...
Home Sweet (?) Home
The Mooseheads took on the Acadie-Bathurst Titan at the Halifax Metro Centre last night for the home opener. The game began after a lengthy ceremony to honour long time broadcaster Pat Connolly. I was drunk and pumped up before I even hit the MC. Oh ...
Combat, Baby
The Mooseheads are on the road tonight for the first game of the season. EXCITING. Don't forget that the game is live on Eastlink at 7:00pm.I would hope that they could kick ass and take names but they are facing Cape Breton in their barn. It probabl...
Season opening roster
The Moose have established their season opening roster.Minus:Most recently gone are 2009 draft picks 16 year old defenceman and ginger haired poster boy for this year's draft - Jamie Bishop (19th overall), 16 year old forward Matthew Boudreau (49th o...
2nd preseason win
We need a hair cut or a head cut. There are 37 boys remaining on the roster. After tonight's game we should be able to get that down to at least 30. Sorry boyos but we have almost two teams worth of players here. While I think that 37 cuddly boys co...
Never mind the bollocks
I know, I know! I never write, I never call, heck I don't even PM. I leave you at home weeping into your keyboard and wondering if I will ever type the words blow job ever again. For my absence I am sorry. I have a little thing called a job (is a Ph...
Do you miss them?
The high school aged Mooseheads are still in town and still involved in community activities. The other day Gabriel Desjardins even landed in my mailbox, in flyer form, pestering me to hook up with him at the Metro Centre next season. Yeah yeah, the ...
Some things never change
As you age you learn and you change. My tastes have changed over the years: from the Boston Bruins of my youth to the Toronto Maple leafs of my hockey resurgence to my love of the present day New Jersey Devils. The same goes for my love of Junior te...
Ohhhh sexy stinky
The Mooseheads are having an equipment sale. If you need the gear for your fetishes I say go for it. Oh don't look at me like that - I have a boyfriend with his OWN gear.I could use some new skates but I really don't think anyone on the team wears a ...
Halifamous
From the Mooseheads website: On April 6th at the Halifax Metro Centre, some of your Halifax Mooseheads will be signing autographs for fans in attendance. Some of the Mooseheads have been cast as hockey players in the movie ‘Ice Castles’ and will ...
Hazaa
Let it be known that in their last game of the season the Mooseheads defeated the Acadie-Bathurst Titan by a score of 6-3.Everybody scored - including Gabriel O'Connor who finally got a goal from the point. The bench erupted in an orgy. For you see, ...
You hurt you more than you hurt me
The Halifax Mooseheads lost to the Saint John Sea Dogs by a score of 3-2, thus officially eliminating them from contention for the 2009 QMJHL playoffs.What can I say? I am personally offended* that Jessyko Bernard sat in favour of Guillaume (broken k...
Dance Monkey Dance
Honestly! A five on three for a whole minute and not once was there a guy with his ass parked in front of the net. What the fuck is wrong with this scene?The Mooseheads lost 5-4 to the Saint John Sea Dogs in the shootout. They blew a first period 3-1...
Untitled
It is funny how when the Mooseheads lose 7-5 to a team like the PEI Rocket, I suddenly become all silent. I don't want to talk about it. I will, but I don't want to. In fact I spent the third period painting my fingernails. I might need pretty finger...
Monday updates: hope fading
You can thank your Gods that somebody actually gets paid to cover the Mooseheads, and thus they have deadlines and write logical, sensible, sports news with far more scoring summaries and far less cooing about eyebrows. These people are Matthew Wuest...
