Recent Posts Tagged With 'jessyko bernard'

• Supercalipugilisticexpialidocious - Lucic Style

  Posted on Friday November 13th, 2009 at 09:07 in halifax mooseheads, moncton wildcats, jessyko bernard

  The Halifax Mooseheads face off against the Moncton Wildcats tonight at 7:00pm. My possible future goalie husband Baby LBD will be there. Not that I am currently seeking a replacement for Martin Brodeur, because Marty rocks and the Devils rock and e...

• Much weeping is currently transpiring

  Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 20:19 in jessyko bernard, alex macdonald, joel grondin

  Mooseheads defenceman Alex 'coop' MacDonald has been sent down to the Jr. A Dieppe Commandos for an indefinate period of time. Indefinite in this case meaning, of course, infinite. Apparently, I don't even have to break up with my Mooseheads boyfrien...

• 2 games 1 post

  Posted on Saturday October 31st, 2009 at 15:53 in tomas knotek, linden bahm, jessyko bernard, joel grondin, sawyer hannay

  Excuse my lateness. My internet has been shittier than my hockey team's win/loss record. Halifax vs Montreal Thurs Oct 29 Coming into this game the Montreal Jr were on a 6 game losing streak and were missing Star Goaltender Jake Allen. They were...

• Action Action Satisfaction

  Posted on Saturday October 10th, 2009 at 10:25 in mathieu corbeil, jessyko bernard, gerrad grant

  Last night the Halifax Mooseheads lost to the Rouyn-Noranda Huskies 4-3 in the shootout. Losing was pretty much the only bad thing about this game.It was probably the best game I have seen all season (I was also the most drunk I have been all season)...

• Never mind the bollocks

  Posted on Wednesday June 17th, 2009 at 22:00 in halifax mooseheads, blog pimping, olivier roy, shitty fans, jake allen, jessyko bernard, gerrad grant, gabriel desjardins, pascal amyot

  I know, I know! I never write, I never call, heck I don't even PM. I leave you at home weeping into your keyboard and wondering if I will ever type the words blow job ever again. For my absence I am sorry. I have a little thing called a job (is a Ph...

• I bought lingerie and cinnamon hearts...

  Posted on Sunday February 15th, 2009 at 09:49 in halifax mooseheads, victoriaville tigres, jessyko bernard

  ...please come home with a win. No pressure.According to Willy Palov's latest article Mooseheads lose second game of road trip, we can expect to see Yetman back in nets and Jessyko Bernard may possibly be out with a shoulder injury. Massage? The game...

• About Last Night

  Posted on Sunday February 8th, 2009 at 09:14 in halifax mooseheads, rimouski oceanic, age-inappropriate sexual innuendo, travis randell, jessyko bernard, gabriel desjardins

  Hey Good Lookins. Nice to see that you have finally woken up. I made you pancakes with raspberry coulis and I put on a big pot of coffee. Get some clothes on those hot little bodies of yours and meet me in the kitchen mmmkay? God, your 'morning-after...

• This is News

  Posted on Tuesday January 6th, 2009 at 18:03 in matt snow, chad earle., jessyko bernard, gerrad grant

  I am sick. Not only because kids have come back to town, dragging along with them their exotic diseases from Ontario and Newfoundland, and I, in usual form, have been licking too many dicks (not true) and doorknobs (possibly true), but I am also sick...

• Have I told Jessyko lately, how I heart him?

  Posted on Saturday January 3rd, 2009 at 22:11 in halifax mooseheads, cape breton screaming eagles, justin pender, eric louis-xvi, jessyko bernard

  I do... just know that. I am sorry that I cursed Patenaude to hell when he drafted my 'new puppy' in the 4th round instead of Noseworthy. How was I to know? I don't follow US prep-school hockey, or MJAHL hockey. Noseworthy had charmed me with his ...

• Sweet Revenge

  Posted on Friday December 5th, 2008 at 20:34 in halifax mooseheads, acadie-bathurst titan, mark yetman, tomy joly, jessyko bernard, gerrad grant

  The Halifax Mooseheads defeated the Bathurst Titan 3-2 in the shootout. The game winning goal was scored by Gerrad Grant. Mark Yetman stopped 22 shots. Well they showed me, didn't they. I missed most of the game but I was saying before the shootout d...

• The Trouble with tribbles...on your face.

  Posted on Tuesday December 2nd, 2008 at 09:09 in completely silly, graham bona, mark yetman, alexis piette, jessyko bernard

  Everyone knows that my lust for Travis Fullerton is so strong that I am capable of overlooking the occasional moustache thing he has going on. I may, in fact, even find his moustache kinda sexy. I would lick it....and yet my team is currently sufferi...

• The sad girl post

  Posted on Saturday November 22nd, 2008 at 23:28 in News Links, halifax mooseheads, cape breton screaming eagles, jessyko bernard

  I have not been feeling well this week...in my brain. Sad even, very sad, irrationally bursting into tears while grinding pepper into my supper kind of sad. Drinking alone kind of sad. Hence my slack-ass-ed-ness when it comes to posting. Here is wha...

• Two of three in three: Wasn't that our Power Play?

  Posted on Saturday November 15th, 2008 at 17:30 in halifax mooseheads, chicoutimi sagueneens, mathieu corbeil, jessyko bernard

  The Moose took on the Chicoutimi Sagueneens in Chicoutimi tonight at the Centre Georges Vezina. Mathieu Corbeil got the start for the Mooseheads while Alex MacDonald (D), Ryan Matheson (D), Matt Boland (LW-this is his prize for getting a goal last g...

• Nuts to you Keven Veilleux

  Posted on Wednesday November 12th, 2008 at 21:52 in halifax mooseheads, keven veilleux, rimouski oceanic, acadie-bathurst titan, montreal junior, jessyko bernard

  Disclaimer:I love Keven Veilleux…except when he is playing against the Moose, at which point he becomes my Boyfrienemy or at least he would if he were my boyfriend…which he is not. He is more of a secret Lovenemy – but I think the secret is kin...