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Lie Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at thePearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has aLie-Clock.Every time ...
Funny Bumper Stickers
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" Please tell your pants it's not polite to point. If that phone was up your ass, m...
Meeting The Boss
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.'No, my son. I am ...
Getting Used To It
You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time....
